Confessions of a Fake Mole Hunter
Joy with Craig Ferguson
Craig Ferguson & Studio71
4.7 • 743 Ratings
🗓️ 9 September 2025
⏱️ 34 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hello everyone. Welcome to the Joy podcast. My name is Craig Ferguson. I am the host of the Joy podcast today. |
| 0:12.0 | Now, I know what you're thinking, Craig, uh, where are you? Because this doesn't look normal. Well, I mean, it does look normal. I don't know if you can see. I don't want to do it because it's very sunny outside and it'll blast. But what's happening is I'm in, it's not that bad actually. I could open the curtains of it. I'm in London. If you can tell, look, see, as you can see, chimney sweeps, singing Victorian urchins. |
| 0:40.6 | I'm in London, England, and I'm going to be here. I'm working on a comedy thing in London, England. |
| 0:50.7 | And I'm going to be here for a couple of weeks. |
| 1:00.8 | And because I'm in a different time zone for guests and everything else, |
| 1:02.8 | and I'm also very busy, very busy. |
| 1:04.2 | I've got other curtains still. |
| 1:05.5 | I'll open these curtains as well. |
| 1:10.7 | So as you can see, both sides are London. |
| 1:20.7 | I'm very busy and I don't really have time to fit in the podcast the way I would like to with the right guests and all that kind of stuff. |
| 1:25.1 | So what I'm going to do is for today and maybe another few weeks. |
| 1:27.5 | What I'm going to do, I'm just going to turn my computer on. |
| 1:34.4 | What I'm going to do for the next few weeks is I'll do tweets and emails editions of the podcast. |
| 1:36.3 | So if you... I'm terribly sorry. Are you all right? |
| 1:40.5 | So if you have a tweet or an email or something you would like me to answer, like we used to do in the old late night show, you know, is it Twitter me, this, do, do, do, Twitter me that tweets and emails, things. |
| 1:54.5 | What we used to do on the old late night show is people would send in tweets or emails. |
| 2:00.3 | Back and then we called them tweets. Nowadays, of course, |
| 2:02.8 | they're, I don't know, they're exes, twixes and Instagrams. Twitter was a thing back in the day, |
| 2:09.1 | but it's not even called to her around. I don't even know. Look, what I'm saying is send in a correspondence |
| 2:14.9 | of some kind using the internet and if I get to it I will answer it |
| 2:20.6 | it's kind of like a Reddit ask me anything except it's not on Reddit and you can't ask me |
| 2:24.7 | anything but other than that it's exactly like it but what I'm doing is because I know you'll |
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