Moral Consumerism, Table Soccer & The ET Sex Move (with Kelsey Cook)

The Jim Jefferies Show Podcast

Comedy Central

Tv & Film, Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.3 • 1.8K Ratings

🗓️ 25 July 2018

⏱️ 45 minutes

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Kelsey Cook (@KelseyCook) sits down with Jim and Forrest to discuss whether convenience trumps morality, her background as a professional Foosball player and to do a Team Roast Battle. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	You're listening to Comedy Central.
0:03.0	F.
0:04.0	F.
0:05.0	Bck.
0:07.0	Fckin'
0:17.0	Fucking pies. That's the joke. I never got until now. Fucking pies. That was the joke right?
0:20.0	Fucking pies. But... How long have you been giving me pies? I didn't know it was
0:24.5	fucking pies. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Jim Jeffries show
0:30.3	podcast. I'm Jim Jeffries. I'm gonna sing the theme song. This is Jim Jeffries. I'm going to sing the theme song
0:33.3	This is Jim Jeffries. It sounds similar to Jim Jeffries. A similar character to Jim
0:39.0	Jeffries who can't hear quite as good. Right now we have just eaten we have just eaten forkin pies
0:46.0	which I didn't know they've come several times to the podcast and given us
0:50.4	pies and I had no idea the pun was it was like fucking pies but I enjoy
0:55.4	them all the time we have Lamingtons here Lamingtons are a Australian delicacy
0:59.8	which are a sponge cake that's covered in chocolate sort of sauce and then rolled in coconut.
1:08.3	Now I could tell a racist joke for my childhood if you like.
1:11.2	Yeah, that's a good way to start the podcast racist joke.
1:14.0	It's not one that I agree with but it was a, okay I won't do it.
1:17.0	Anyway, so, well I think you did it.
1:22.0	Yeah, I think you're thinking about. Cut that out, cut that out.
1:24.0	We don't need the middle part there.
1:26.0	You learn nothing from Trevor now.
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