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Hey, hey, welcome to Comedy Central. Hi! Welcome to the Jim Jervrey Show, podcast. I have something to tell you all. I listen

to the podcast for the first time ever this afternoon because I put my phone in my pocket and somehow it hit the

podcast button and then my voice decided coming out and I thought hey this is a good

show and then I was listening to it for a while and I thought I speak very

quickly I was obviously very

coaked up for that show and then I found out that it was on one and a half time

speed and then I slowed it down, I'm like, I'm drunk.

So what you really need to listen to this show is that one and a quarter,

one and a quarter is the reasonable amount to listen to this show where I'm not drunk I'm not

coaked up I'm just Jim. Welcome to the Jim Jeffries show. Do you like Jim Jeffries

if the answer is yes, keep listening. If the answer is no, we don't have a solution for you.

Jim Jeffries, the show. That was a good one. What did you think of that one?

It was a little subdued, usually you're a little higher energy than that.

Okay. Would you like to introduce our guest?

Oh yeah, of course.

Today our guest is comedian and writer.

Now you know everything, right?

Tommy Jonigan.

Tommy Jonigan, yeah. Tommy. Actor. or not you do everything right Tommy John again yeah I do two things and you named

them all and then said you do everything which I know it made me feel good I

love how we we always introduce our guests like this. They're a comedian.

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