meta_pixel
Tapesearch Logo
Log in
Inside the Closet

Moose Poop

Inside the Closet

Starburns Audio

Comedy

4.81.5K Ratings

🗓️ 16 January 2020

⏱️ 63 minutes

🧾️ Download transcript

Summary

Hey Closeteers, we're back! Emma had a rough flu, so we're getting all caught up in 2020. We're tackling the big issues this year, namely butts. Who's got em, and how do you properly compliment one? We also get real about plastic surgery, Matteo recaps his trip to Rome, and Emma teaches a master class in how to improv your way out of a situation. Be sure to write in with your show ideas, and how you respond to things that rub you the wrong way on our email Insidetheclosetpodcast@gmail.com. Be sure to rate, subscribe, and follow us on Instagram too! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcript

Click on a timestamp to play from that location

0:00.0

Hey, this is Mateo Lane. I'm Emma Wilman, and this is inside the closet. Inside the closet.

0:06.0

And we're back.

0:10.0

We are back with another episode we weren't able to do last week because Emma had the flu.

0:15.4

Yeah, I had the flu. I don't know if it was the flu or just like a crazy awful cold.

0:19.3

You had the flu. Emma, everyone's getting this fucking flu.

0:23.5

I was in LA with Bob and we were selling,

0:26.3

you know, doing pitches for a show.

0:28.0

He had the flu, you had the flu,

0:31.0

like everyone's getting the flu.

0:32.4

And apparently it's an epit-

0:34.0

This is a really horrible way to start at the show,

0:36.4

but like kids are dying.

0:38.2

Like people have died from this, yes, people have died from this flu,

0:41.8

like of some four-year-old in Wisconsin died on her way to the hospital.

0:45.6

This was the first time that I ever I had something where I was I had a fever and where it came on was

1:06.1

I had worked out for the first time in like 50 years or two it was like I'd worked out for the first time in two weeks and then the next day I felt my whole body felt so like the sorest I've ever been in my life like I was like hardly able to like and I was like wow how did I get that out of shape in two weeks

1:10.6

and then I started getting a fever and I was like maybe I'm getting sick and then I

1:14.8

went and I did a show and then by the time I got back from the show I did the show with my

1:18.0

friend and when we were on the car ride back I couldn't even understand what he was saying

1:22.4

because I had a fever

1:23.8

so the reason I was so sore was aches and pains for it but I thought I was like I was

1:28.8

like I'm never doing squats again like that's well remember when you and I both got sick in Montreal yes

...

Please login to see the full transcript.

Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from Starburns Audio, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.

Generated transcripts are the property of Starburns Audio and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.

Copyright © Tapesearch 2026.