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Inside the Closet

A Weird Good Year

Inside the Closet

Starburns Audio

Comedy

4.81.5K Ratings

🗓️ 2 January 2020

⏱️ 52 minutes

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Summary

Happy New Years Closeteers! We recorded this right before the holiday break, so in anticipation of going home we call Matteo's mom and grandma to talk family, dating, and Earl. We do some reflecting on 2019's best moments, and look forward to 2020. Let us know what some of YOUR favorite moments were on our Instagram and Facebook pages. Please remember to rate and subscribe! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Hey, this is Mateo Lane. I'm Emma Wilman, and this is inside the closet. Inside the closet.

0:07.0

Welcome back to another episode inside the closet.

0:20.0

Wow, your voice is tuned up.

0:22.0

You're tuned up, you've been singing, you've been singing holiday songs.

0:27.2

That was a little rough, but I have been singing, I actually say, I last one at the cellar

0:30.6

because Nome, the owner of the cellar always always brings in his band and I'm saying two holiday songs with him and he paid for my dinner.

0:39.6

Oh great. Isn't that so nice?

0:41.2

Don't we usually get free dinner?

0:43.2

No, you get like a discount.

0:44.5

Discount, discount, discount, but I was,

0:45.8

and I got a lot.

0:47.0

Oh, good.

0:48.1

But this is before I knew.

0:49.0

I was like, I want breaded chicken.

0:50.1

I want this.

0:50.6

It was my cheat day.

0:51.8

And then Keith Robinson, my boyfriend at the cellar,

0:56.4

brought in he ordered Il Malino.

0:58.9

So then I also ate that.

1:00.0

It's like a really nice Italian restaurant.

1:02.2

Oh, nice. He brought in food from Italian restaurant. Oh, nice.

1:02.8

He brought in food from another restaurant.

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