We are Ken Jennings and John Roderick. We speak to you from our present, which we can only assume is your distant past, the turbulent time that was the early 21st century.

Fearing the great cataclysm that will surely befall our civilization, we began this monumental

reference of strange and obscure human knowledge.

These recordings represent our attempt to compile and preserve wonders and esoterica that would otherwise be lost.

So whether you're listening from an advanced civilization or have just reinvented the technology to decrypt our transmissions,

this is our legacy to you. This is our time capsule. This is the omnibus. Oh, You have accessed entry 806. J.B.1010, certificate number 52260, Moose Cheese.

You know everybody all the futurelings love Moose because we once had a very brief

conversation about how big a Moose is on the omnibus and it became one of the many many

popular memes among the futurelings on the internet.

We can't even remember which entry was.

It was sometime we were talking and you said

Moose are bigger than you think and I said they're not bigger than I think. I know

how big a Moose is and you said no but they're even bigger than you think.

And I said, no.

I think it might have been Jimmy Carter Swamp Rabbit,

because I remember us doing it at my kitchen table,

and we didn't do many shows there. Well anyway what what that

has precipitated is 1,000 memes on the web of Moose doing things despite the

fact that we have never actually put Moose as an entry into the omnivore.

There's never been a Moose entry, but I want to remedy that today.

Unlike most of our entries, I'm going to say Moose Cheese, right at the top, and it's because I love seeing Moose Cheese.

You're going to, are you going to wish us much goods and cheese?

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