We are Ken Jennings and John Roderick. We speak to you from our present, which we can only assume is your distant past, the turbulent time that was the early 21st century.

Fearing the great cataclysm that will surely befall our civilization, we began this monumental

reference of strange and obscure human knowledge.

These recordings represent our attempt to compile and preserve wonders and esoterica that would otherwise be lost.

So whether you're listening from an advanced civilization or have just reinvented the technology to decrypt our transmissions,

this is our legacy to you.

This is our time capsule.

This is the omnibus. Okay. You have accessed entry one two two dot LV one nine three

certificate number three three three three three three34. Billy Jack.

We got the law here, Billy Jack.

When policemen break the law, then there isn't any law.

Just to fight for survival.

If someone is listening to this in say the year 2050, John.

2050.

2050.

Civilization has not fallen.

We'll be alive in 2050, hopefully.

Hopefully.

One would hope.

Here's my question.

Are movie theaters alive?

Does a movie theater exist if someone's listening to this in 2050?

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