Ladies and gentlemen, Greg Pruitt.

Yo, pretty ladies, around the world.

Galilia, Iania.

Jawabel and the invaders of the heart.

That's who does the jam that opens the show.

Good evening. Welcome.

Harks and alarms.

I'm Greg Pruitts.

And this is the smartest man in the world.

Proof cast commencing right now to knock.

June 1st is the night we're recording here

in the wilds of Western Hollywood.

At the inimitable, irrevocable, bar-lubich here

in the desky confines of this neighborhood.

If you can only sit where I'm sitting,

there's nudes on either side of me.

And I use them as my spirit guides

as this night wanders on.

I suggest the people here drink,

and I suggest the people listening at home,

and particularly driving smoke as much weed as they can get down.

Because that's what this proof cast is all about.

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