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The Smartest Man in the World

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The Smartest Man in the World

Greg Proops

Comedy

4.62.5K Ratings

🗓️ 27 May 2011

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Summary

Back home at Bar Lubitsch after his sojourn abroad, Greg discusses Jersey, jazz legends and their geriatric fans.

Transcript

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Ladies and gentlemen, Greg Proofs.

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All right.

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And during drinkers and over-eager thinkers,

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other little stinkers and little Hans Brinkers,

0:25.0

skating to us, hello to you.

0:27.0

And Proofcastland, the shady borders and foggy lanes back in you,

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a rain last night, tropical style, and we how,

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right out of season and out of reason,

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and the rain fell on my head.

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As someone would say, like a memory,

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falling on my head like a new emotion.

0:45.0

So the dawn breaks, the pancakes, the headaches,

0:48.0

is it too early to start drinking, not where I sit.

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If you're listening in the car or this is early in the morning,

0:56.0

this is a perfect time to tip yourself a bevy.

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Let me put it that way.

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It'll alleviate the lulls.

1:05.0

That was one of the lulls.

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Pull up a chair.

1:08.0

And if you are a chair, pull up a Christina.

1:10.0

And if you're a Christina, join me in Ivanka,

1:12.0

and I promise to watch Berlesque unironically,

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