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Bob & Sheri

Moon Hoax (Airdate 3/3/2022)

Bob & Sheri

Now! Media | Bob & Sheri

Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.81.8K Ratings

🗓️ 3 March 2022

⏱️ 104 minutes

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Summary

Tucking Ada In.

Dee Snider.

Morons in the News.

Warren Buffet.


Down the Rabbit Hole.

Everyone Needs a Laugh.

Dating the Insecure Man.


Women Prefer a Guy 5’ Taller.

Barney’s Empty Eyes.

Can You Believe This S***?


The Bob & Sheri Box Office.

Food to Dodge on a First Date.

From the Vault.

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Bob and Cherry, sponsored by Bank of America customized cash rewards credit card. You can earn 3% cash back on online shopping, making the essentials even more rewarding. Here's Bob and Sherry. What's happening? Can someone tell me what's happening? Welcome to the Bob and Sherry show with Bob. I'm all chucking up over here. This guy's my hero. And Sherry. Can I go too fine there? Did I talk too much? Did I ramble? I do tend to ramble, then I ramble.

0:23.2

Now, from the policeicia Bob and Sherry studios, it's Bob and Sherry. I was almost late. He started on the show today because my husband was making fun of me and we got distracted. And I was upstairs. And then I suddenly looked at the time and was like, oh, my God, the show's starting.

0:39.2

So let me tell you what happened.

0:40.8

So we had a little sleepover with our tornado, little Ada, who's two years old.

0:45.0

She spent the night.

0:46.6

And at bedtime, you know, you have this whole ritual where we do a bubble bath and we put on jammies and we get all the animals that

0:55.9

she's going to sleep with arranged and you know we do all of that and she says to me sing the

1:01.4

Jesus loves me song so now she's she's in her little bed and she's got blue blue dog and brown

1:07.4

bear and she's all cozy and you guys know that I cannot carry a tune at all, right?

1:11.9

So, but I'm going to give it a try.

1:13.8

So I'm like, Jesus loves me this I know, because the Bible tells me so.

1:19.9

And she claps her hand and says, now with noodles.

1:23.7

And I said, what?

1:26.0

With noodles, with noodles. And I said, what do you mean with noodles? And she said,

1:30.4

Jesus loves noodles. So now the next verse goes like this. Jesus loves noodles and poodles and doodles.

1:40.3

I'm trying to think of everything that rhymes with it. And she claps her hands.

1:49.2

And she says, now noodles and kitty cats.

1:52.5

Jesus loves me, this I know.

1:54.7

And he loves noodles and kitty cats.

1:58.7

And she's just rocking out to this and clapping her hands and cheering.

2:01.9

And I forget that the baby monitor is on.

2:07.8

And unbeknownst to me, Kevin is standing in the kitchen dying. Because he's like, first of all,

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