Monsters in the Walls and in the Tank

We Have Concerns

Anthony Carboni/Jeff Cannata

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🗓️ 3 June 2024

⏱️ 53 minutes

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Summary

Two stories this week, both involving kids who get more than they bargained for. In the first, a toddler is certain she hears a monster in the walls of her family's 100 year old North Carolina farmhouse. In a way, she was right. And in the second, a 9 year old boy pines for a pet he shouldn't, and his parents find out the hard way why they shouldn't have given in.

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0:00.0	I expect only terrible things to happen. This is we have concerns.
0:17.0	Hi Jeff Kanana.
0:19.0	Hi, Anthony Carbone. Hello, concerned citizens.
0:22.0	Anthony... Anthony Carbone? Hello, concerned citizens. Anthony, when you were little.
0:25.0	Yeah.
0:27.0	Did you ever think that there was a monster?
0:29.0	A big.
0:30.0	You must have been something.
0:32.0	A real tiny kid.
0:35.0	So talking heads.
0:37.0	Okay, I appreciate it.
0:38.0	Did you ever think there was a monster in the closet?
0:41.0	Oh yeah.
0:42.0	Did you ever have that fear that there was a monster under the bed hiding behind the...
0:46.0	Hundo P dude. Let me tell you something. I followed all of the anti-monster rules. I slept with my blanket up over my neck, anti-V vampire.
0:59.7	Good, good call. I gotta watch out for the,'s the the tastiest bit that the vampires like
1:04.7	anti vampire I also slept with a with a lightsaber in my bed just in case a
1:11.8	monster attack. Wampas in case a monster attack. Specifically for Wampas?
1:14.0	In case Mampas?
1:15.0	Well, the way I figured it, vampire,
1:18.0	vampir, doss vampir, no sphirr,
1:20.0	those are the quiet ones, you got to worry about that. Most other monsters are going to make noises and you can catch them.
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