Hello, it's me!

Rich Uncle Pinybags!

Oh! Did you wish to teach people me. Rich Uncle Pennybags.

Oh, did you wish to teach people about how horrible capitalism can be?

Sike!

We're going to show them how fun it can be instead. Yeah.

And I'm the iron.

Some people are like, why not the battleship or the race card?

Those pieces are too flashy.

The thimble is also like, takes up too much space.

The iron statistically gives you an advantage because it's less noticeable

on the board and allows you to slip through and not be perceived as a threat.

I see. Hiding in plain sight. Interesting. Yeah. Here's a crazy scenario. I always choose the

AK-47 myself, but that's just me. What are you going to ask me? Here's a crazy scenario, Holden.

Try and stretch your imagination and just like, it just visualize this wacky idea, all right?

Say you live in a world where everything that you need to survive on is controlled by an increasingly small number of people.

Food, shelter, resources like water

and energy, even just common things like transportation are all being consolidated and consolidated

to the point where you really have no choice, to the point where the very idea of competition

is so foregone that even in the face of blatant

record profits, corporations are raising their prices, knowing that these scant few challengers

are also in sync with them in order to extract the maximum from the everyday consumer.

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