Saubones is a show about medical history, and nothing the hosts say should be taken as medical advice or opinion.

It's for fun. Can't you just have fun for an hour and not try to diagnose your mystery boil?

We think you've earned it. Just sit back, relax, and enjoy a moment of distraction from that weird growth.

You're worth it.

Alright, Tommy is about to books. One, two, one, two, three, four.

We came across a pharmacy with a toy and that's lost it out. We were shot through the broken glass and had ourselves a look around.

Hello everybody and welcome to Saubones, a merit-a-little tour of Miss Guide and Medicine. I'm your co-host Justin McAroy.

And I'm Sydney McAroy.

I didn't know it.

Was I supposed to sing?

I'm Sydney McAroy.

Perfect. Okay, you saw exactly the resolution to the melody that I was going for there. That was great. That's going to be the new intro.

No, I don't think so.

Sydney, I'm so excited to be back here with you. Although I wish contextually, I just can't believe we're back here.

I can't believe we got a new thing. I just can't believe there's new things said.

Before you talk, before you say anything, before you say anything about monkey box, can I just ask, can I just ask something to,

Gaia or the universe or Jesus Christ? Could we not, just, could we not? I saw monkey box.

And they're like second case confirmed. All the, I feel like the terminology that has become so loaded, you know, cases and confirmed cases and all that stuff.

But it's not about COVID. It's about monkey box. So here's the thing I'm asking everybody and everything and all the multiverse.

Could we not, could we just not do this one? Could we not do this one?

Well, okay. First of all, monkey box isn't new. This isn't a novel virus.

Then why is Alexa on my back about it?

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