Saubones is a show about medical history, and nothing the hosts say should be taken as medical advice or opinion.

It's for fun. Can't you just have fun for an hour and not try to diagnose your mystery boil?

We think you've earned it. Just sit back, relax, and enjoy a moment of distraction from that weird growth.

You're worth it.

Alright, Tommy is about to books. One, two, one, two, three, four.

We came across a pharmacy with a toy and that's lost it out. We were shot through the broken glass and had ourselves a look around.

Hello everybody and welcome to Saubones, a marital tour of misguided medicine. I'm your co-host, Justin McAroy.

I'm Sydney McAroy. You always try to add, like, make it a song. I mean, like you're doing that a lot lately.

There's a great temptation to make it a song. You're 100% right.

See, you're not hearing it because we don't listen to our own theme song before we start recording every time.

But that did just play. You didn't just hear it, but it'd be like a song and a song. You can't do a song and a song.

You're saying that there is already a theme song, so I don't necessarily need to do another theme song.

That makes perfect sense.

Like, why would you follow a theme song with another theme song?

It makes perfect sense, honestly.

That would be confusing and disorienting for our audience. Yeah, there were two theme songs.

Well, because then when you're in the midst of the second theme song, you have to start to dread, like, is a third theme song.

Is there a third theme song, a less capable, a third yet less capable theme song on the way?

It would feel very like David S. Pumpkins singing or any more.

Are you ever seeing the David S. Pumpkins animated special that only you and I and our daughters have watched?

You can't even find it on, unlike streaming anymore. It's just we saved it on our, on our Apple TV or something.

It's become, it's become like a Halloween tradition. And by Halloween tradition, I mean we watch it the entire month of October and well every other month of the year, always.

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