Monkey’s Blood
Top Flight Time Machine
Andy Dawson & Sam Delaney
4.8 • 1.2K Ratings
🗓️ 23 April 2019
⏱️ 37 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | This is a passenger announcement. You can now book your train on Uber and get 10% back in credits to spend on Uber eats. |
| 0:11.0 | So you can order your own fries instead of eating everyone else's. |
| 0:15.0 | Trains, now on Uber. T's and C's apply. |
| 0:19.0 | Check the Uber app. |
| 0:22.0 | Here we go. This is it. |
| 0:25.0 | Here we go. |
| 0:27.0 | Here we go. |
| 0:30.0 | Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. we go here we go here we go this is it |
| 0:37.0 | This is top light time machine I am Andy Dawson I'm Sam I'm certain |
| 0:40.0 | I'm certain to laini you almost forgot to speak there some it wasn't just Sam. It wasn't just a pause. You thought you sounded genuinely startled. |
| 0:47.0 | I'd started this podcast. Who, what the fuck's going on here? |
| 0:51.0 | Right? Because I've, it's been a weird year or so for me and you know that I've had |
| 0:58.0 | neurological you know that I used to be epileptic right I think you mentioned it |
| 1:02.3 | once you see a lot of things though. |
| 1:05.0 | It's not bullshit, mate. |
| 1:07.0 | Don't you remember when I told you? |
| 1:09.0 | And I had an epileptic fit and pissed my pants when I was having a cough and drop and then I woke up in front of |
| 1:15.2 | Emorellis in the sick bay and the nurse came in and I said what's happened she went |
| 1:19.3 | you had a fit and you've wet your pants but your mummies on her way to get you right was this the time |
| 1:26.0 | in front of this girl was an athletic fit when you came downstairs starters when you were |
| 1:30.0 | sick no that was your hernia wasn't it yeah yeah that was your hernia, wasn't it? Yeah, that was your hernia. |
| 1:34.0 | There's lots of other epileptic fit ones. |
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