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Top Flight Time Machine

Monkey’s Blood

Top Flight Time Machine

Andy Dawson & Sam Delaney

Sports & Recreation, Soccer, Sports, Comedy

4.81.2K Ratings

🗓️ 23 April 2019

⏱️ 37 minutes

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Summary

Another delve into the mailbag including a rejected tattoo, an update from the king of Chinatown, an attack from a stray woman, and NHS Dave…

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0:00.0

This is a passenger announcement. You can now book your train on Uber and get 10% back in credits to spend on Uber eats.

0:11.0

So you can order your own fries instead of eating everyone else's.

0:15.0

Trains, now on Uber. T's and C's apply.

0:19.0

Check the Uber app.

0:22.0

Here we go. This is it.

0:25.0

Here we go.

0:27.0

Here we go.

0:30.0

Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. we go here we go here we go this is it

0:37.0

This is top light time machine I am Andy Dawson I'm Sam I'm certain

0:40.0

I'm certain to laini you almost forgot to speak there some it wasn't just Sam. It wasn't just a pause. You thought you sounded genuinely startled.

0:47.0

I'd started this podcast. Who, what the fuck's going on here?

0:51.0

Right? Because I've, it's been a weird year or so for me and you know that I've had

0:58.0

neurological you know that I used to be epileptic right I think you mentioned it

1:02.3

once you see a lot of things though.

1:05.0

It's not bullshit, mate.

1:07.0

Don't you remember when I told you?

1:09.0

And I had an epileptic fit and pissed my pants when I was having a cough and drop and then I woke up in front of

1:15.2

Emorellis in the sick bay and the nurse came in and I said what's happened she went

1:19.3

you had a fit and you've wet your pants but your mummies on her way to get you right was this the time

1:26.0

in front of this girl was an athletic fit when you came downstairs starters when you were

1:30.0

sick no that was your hernia wasn't it yeah yeah that was your hernia, wasn't it? Yeah, that was your hernia.

1:34.0

There's lots of other epileptic fit ones.

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