Monkey Mafia: Zoos are getting their animals stolen left and right | 2.2.23

Hard Factor

Comedy

4.8 • 4.4K Ratings

🗓️ 2 February 2023

⏱️ 63 minutes

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The emperor tamarin monkeys that were stolen from the Dallas zoo have been located but now 12 squirrel monkeys are missing from a Louisiana zoo (00:22:11). Michigan boy, 6, spends $1k on Grubhub: ‘Doorbell just kept ringing, cars kept coming’ (00:53:41). Watch Full Podcasts on Spotify and YouTube + Get Bonus Podcasts via Anchor and Patreon NEW “CREAM OF THE CROP” & “CUP OF COFFEE IN THE BIG TIME” MERCH IS OUT AT STORE.HARDFACTOR.COM (00:01:44) - Exclusive: Clemson's Brevin Galloway will be joining us tomorrow to talk about his ‘exploded nuts’ (00:02:42) - Trivia Night tomorrow! Join us: patreon.com/hardfactor ☕ Cup of Coffee in the Big Time ☕ (00:04:35) - Joke of the day: Washing Machines (00:05:20) - Joke of the day: Why are refrigerator white (00:06:05) - Fun Fact: How Black History month started (00:09:37) - Fun Fact: Why Pride Month is in June (00:10:37) - Tom Brady officially retires (again) (00:11:29) - Three Michigan rappers missing for 10 days after canceled performance in Detroit (00:14:04) - Alec Baldwin formally charged with involuntary manslaughter, told cops he fired weapon (00:20:15) - Comments from YouTube chat 🥛Cream of the Crop🥛 (00:22:11) - Monkey Mafia: Zoos are getting animals stolen left and right - Dallas Zoo update (00:32:40) - Get your merch over at: Store.hardfactor.com (new merch coming soon) 🦈Shark double🦈 (00:34:40) - 19-foot Great white shark decapitates diver in the gulf of California, in first fatal attack of 2023 (00:40:41) - Chinese food blogger fined $18,500 after eating great white shark 🍆D*cks 🍆 (00:47:33) - Dismembered human penis found in the parking lot of an Alabama gas station (00:53:41) - Michigan boy, 6, spends $1k on Grubhub: ‘Doorbell just kept ringing, cars kept coming’ (01:00:05) - The Wheel + YouTube comments Follow @hardfactornews on social media for more killer content! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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1:04.7	Good morning.
1:26.3	And welcome to episode 1137 of hard factor.
1:31.3	It is Thursday, February 2nd, 2023.
1:35.2	Thank you for cheating on the news with us today.
1:37.6	Wes has a big Alec Baldwin update, some missing rappers and some other monkey business at
1:44.5	the zoos still going on.
1:46.6	Yeah.
1:47.6	In the coffee.
1:48.6	There's a, I think we got a ring.
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