Mondays

Shut up a Second

Sanspants Radio

Comedy

4.8 • 535 Ratings

🗓️ 28 June 2017

⏱️ 46 minutes

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In which our heroes close out their Sunday, put on their suit and tie, and begin the working week as we discuss Mondays. Check out our upcoming lives shows and purchase your tickets for our UK tour right here; http://www.sanspantsradio.com/live/ Want to help support the show?Sanspants+: sanspantsplus.comPatreon: patreon.com/sanspantsradioPodkeep: sanspantsradio.podkeep.comUSB Tapes: audiobooksontape.comMerch: redbubble.com/people/sanspantsradio or teepublic.com/stores/sanspantsradio Want to get in contact with us?Email: sanspantsradio@gmail.com Twitter: twitter.com/sanspantsradio Website: sanspantsradio.comFacebook: facebook.com/SansPantsRadioReddit: reddit.com/r/sanspantsradio Or individually at;Duscher: twitter.com/dusch13Jackson: twitter.com/AlldogsaredeadZoe: twitter.com/zoesanspants

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0:00.0	Sand's Pants Radio,
0:01.6	pleasuring people with our mouths, minds, and sometimes hands.
0:08.1	Hey everybody, and welcome to this week's episode of Shut Up a Second.
0:11.1	I'm Jackson Bailey.
0:12.1	I'm Zoe Bellotto.
0:12.9	And I'm Joel Dusha.
0:13.8	Today's topic is Mondays.
0:16.1	Oh, Mondays.
0:18.0	I hate Mondays.
0:20.3	What the, were you singing a song?
0:22.0	Yep
0:22.2	It is
0:32.1	Thank God
0:32.5	It's Monday
0:33.0	By a punk man
0:34.6	Called No Effects
0:35.3	That I have not remembered
0:36.3	If you're listening
0:36.9	I want you to listeners Go to YouTube Type that. That's going to be the soundtrack for this episode. Got a YouTube on repeat, just play it in the background. Hang on, I'll find it. Let's just start the episode by me playing a song. Yeah. And if they sue us, that's not punk, and therefore we win. If you can debunk a punk, that's how you kill them. It's like killing the Lorax in a way. Yeah, yeah, anyway. Is that just like killing a Lorax, Jack? I don't know, like I'm imagining like a little punk laura. Like if you made the Lorax work in a factory, he'd die, right? Sure. This is an ad for Fargo. That's not a song.'d die right sure this is an ad for fogger that's not a song that's
1:14.0	pretty good this season give it a watch it's slow but it's all right all right i'm excited to
1:19.7	there you go that's perfect there you go that's chunk up in the background
1:27.3	noise yeah then i was gonna say music but but noise. There are a band that I loved when I was like 15 and then I only just remember that song existed literally when he said Monday. Well, there you go. Yeah, anyway. Anyway, here's my question. Do you think we need Monday? No. Do you reckon how long or short is the perfect length for the week? Five days. That's ridiculous. One day. Whoa. Give me a one day week. Imagine how happy you'd be. Then we've got 35, 365 weeks in a year. Yeah, but they're sure. Zoe, that's way better, though. Every day's the weekend. No, because it's not every day's the weekend. Every day's a Monday. No, no, no. Every night's the weekend. It's the end of the week. Party hot. You wake up in the morning on the day. It would just be called day. You wake up on day.
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