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Dave & Chuck the Freak: Full Show

Monday, September 30th 2019 Dave & Chuck the Freak Podcast

Dave & Chuck the Freak: Full Show

Dave & Chuck the Freak

Comedy

4.42.6K Ratings

🗓️ 30 September 2019

⏱️ 203 minutes

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Summary

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about dating app scams that listeners have encountered, a digital billboard on Detroit expressway was showing porn, detectives that found liquid meth hidden inside some suspicious salsa, an assault on an IHOP manager over orange juice, another couple that died after falling while having sex on a balcony, trend of oral sex being something only performed by older men, crazy things Debbie Harry reveals in her memoir, James Hetfield from Metallica reenters rehab, a guy that got paralyzed by karma in an attempt to kill his wife, a man rescued from the Mississippi River when he tried to float to Kentucky on a log, and more!

Transcript

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0:00.0

All right, hi there on a Monday. It's Dave and Chuck to freak with you. Thanks for being

0:22.7

with us on this 30th day of September. Appreciate it. Listen, I had an odd encounter yesterday.

0:29.7

Aliens. Worse.

0:33.4

Naked satanic ritual. There's nothing wrong with that. Oh, man, let's not get carried away.

0:38.9

That's a good time. Um, this guy says, Hey, Dave and Chuck, how should you go?

0:43.0

And Lisa keep adding the flavor? The flavor. The flavor, baby.

0:48.2

He said, this happened yesterday. I was making deliveries. I dried by an apartment building.

0:53.9

On the second floor, the blinds were open. The lights are on. It's 4 a.m. It's dark.

0:59.5

I can clearly see into the place. Huge pentagram painted on the wall catches my eye. Yeah,

1:06.1

you don't have one? No. Then the naked dude standing in the middle of the room like a flamingo,

1:12.8

making some weird gestures. That another huge pentagram painted on the wall behind him.

1:20.8

From the angle I was at, I really only saw him from the pubes up. Oh, wow, pubes up.

1:25.8

Was this a satanic ritual? I witnessed for a couple of seconds? Or what do you think it was?

1:32.2

There's a park across the street. So I doubt he was trying to get people to look in because it was

1:37.3

so early in the morning, probably just like a death metal guy taking a shower, you know.

1:41.8

More more than likely. It's yeah, he's just a death metal guy that's doing yoga. Yeah. Yeah.

1:50.2

Yeah. What area was this? This is in Canada. Oh, Canada. 100% than a

1:56.2

whole. Leanington. 100% not a seat. The location was so key to this.

2:02.7

The tomato capital. The tomato if there's still the tomato capital. I'm trying to let

2:07.8

them marijuana. What is it? What kind of capital? It was the tomato capital in Canada,

2:14.8

but more and more they're selling all that tomato stuff and turning it into marijuana.

2:19.6

Yeah. Oh, oh, oh, but yeah, one point. They had a giant tomato. They still do. Oh,

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