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Dave & Chuck the Freak: Full Show

Monday, September 30th 2019 Dave & Chuck the Freak Podcast

Dave & Chuck the Freak: Full Show

Dave & Chuck the Freak

Comedy

4.62.6K Ratings

🗓️ 30 September 2019

⏱️ 203 minutes

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Summary

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about dating app scams that listeners have encountered, a digital billboard on Detroit expressway was showing porn, detectives that found liquid meth hidden inside some suspicious salsa, an assault on an IHOP manager over...

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0:00.0

All right, hi there on a Monday. It's Dave and Chuck to freak with you. Thanks for being

0:22.7

with us on this 30th day of September. Appreciate it. Listen, I had an odd encounter yesterday.

0:29.7

Aliens. Worse.

0:33.4

Naked satanic ritual. There's nothing wrong with that. Oh, man, let's not get carried away.

0:38.9

That's a good time. Um, this guy says, Hey, Dave and Chuck, how should you go?

0:43.0

And Lisa keep adding the flavor? The flavor. The flavor, baby.

0:48.2

He said, this happened yesterday. I was making deliveries. I dried by an apartment building.

0:53.9

On the second floor, the blinds were open. The lights are on. It's 4 a.m. It's dark.

0:59.5

I can clearly see into the place. Huge pentagram painted on the wall catches my eye. Yeah,

1:06.1

you don't have one? No. Then the naked dude standing in the middle of the room like a flamingo,

1:12.8

making some weird gestures. That another huge pentagram painted on the wall behind him.

1:20.8

From the angle I was at, I really only saw him from the pubes up. Oh, wow, pubes up.

1:25.8

Was this a satanic ritual? I witnessed for a couple of seconds? Or what do you think it was?

1:32.2

There's a park across the street. So I doubt he was trying to get people to look in because it was

1:37.3

so early in the morning, probably just like a death metal guy taking a shower, you know.

1:41.8

More more than likely. It's yeah, he's just a death metal guy that's doing yoga. Yeah. Yeah.

1:50.2

Yeah. What area was this? This is in Canada. Oh, Canada. 100% than a

1:56.2

whole. Leanington. 100% not a seat. The location was so key to this.

2:02.7

The tomato capital. The tomato if there's still the tomato capital. I'm trying to let

2:07.8

them marijuana. What is it? What kind of capital? It was the tomato capital in Canada,

2:14.8

but more and more they're selling all that tomato stuff and turning it into marijuana.

2:19.6

Yeah. Oh, oh, oh, but yeah, one point. They had a giant tomato. They still do. Oh,

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