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Dave and Chuck the Freak 101WRIF Dave and Chuck the Freak. We've talked about

mail-order brides a couple of times on the show through the years. You know, some

people wondering what's it all about, looking into it, wondering if they should

do it. We actually have someone in studio with us this morning, Matt, who's

considering going that route. Matt is a friend of James, who of course you know

as a producer here on the Dave and Chuck the Freak show. And Matt, first of all,

let's get a little bit of background on you. How old are you? 29. You're 29. What has

led you to look into this as a possible option? Kind of the money. From what I

understood, from what I've kind of a friend of ours told us is that there are

people who are looking to get a green card and they'll pay 10 to 12 grand to sort

of have a little sham marriage for a little while. So you're looking at more of

like a business venture as opposed to I'm so desperate to find love, I'm gonna go

this route. Right. And have you looked into it at all so far? No, I was just

flirting with the idea, but I mean, 10 grand, you know, it's not bad. Really, they

paid that much money. I didn't either. I would have thought the reverse. There's

two different deals I think going on here. Okay. There's the deal that Matt's

after where like a girl wants to come over and get her freedom and be over

here. And I believe that I know a guy who did this. And this is what sort of

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