Monday, September 23rd 2019 Dave & Chuck the Freak Podcast

Dave & Chuck the Freak: Full Show

Dave & Chuck the Freak

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4.4 • 2.6K Ratings

🗓️ 23 September 2019

⏱️ 204 minutes

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Summary

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about a listener having issues with getting some from his wife unless he drops a few pounds, a man that drove a car through an Illinois shopping mall, recap the Emmy awards, “Chaos?” at a Black Keys concert , a woman trapped by a camel bites the animals balls to escape, a retirement home whose residents have a cocaine problem, a guy kicked off a plane for smoking pot on a flight, a 5th grader that called police on their drunk bus driver, a guy in trouble for aggressively farting, pranksters that inappropriately defaced a city statue, a Bulgarian woman trying to have the biggest lips in the world, a major underwater marriage proposal fail, and more!

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0:00.0	Hey there, good morning to you. You're with Dave and Chuck the freak here on a Monday.
0:23.5	Yeah, feeling that. Yeah, yeah, with me air. Yeah, it's like literally just flew by like we
0:31.8	were just here about 45 minutes. It doesn't feel like that. All's giving me an idea though.
0:36.2	Next time I come here and the gate doesn't want to let me in. I'm just going home. Oh really?
0:43.4	He was surprised. I didn't just go home. There's another gate. I know that's why I'm here.
0:48.4	We have on the block. That's why I couldn't check him in today. He didn't want to drive around the
0:53.4	blind. You know, the gate didn't open for him. Don't you feel like maybe this is a sign?
1:00.9	Does this guy always deactivated the car? Well, that's what I thought I was done.
1:04.6	It was like, well, nothing, nothing lasts forever. It's pretty common occurrence around here. Yeah,
1:08.6	no, it's just the like a shotty repair time. Yeah, they actually deactivated my car one day.
1:13.2	I thought I was fired. Oh really? Yeah, I was kind of leave because there was somebody else in the building
1:17.0	with the J and same last name. Yeah, let go. So I was trying to get out of the parking lot. I was like,
1:23.0	you see, they should have let me out. You know, I've been a part of a radio situation with that
1:28.0	actually happened to a dude. The manager was supposed to meet him outside and like escort him inside
1:34.7	to let him know he'd been fired. Yeah, but got was late. So this guy shows up. He's all his
1:41.4	car didn't work at the back door. Oh, man, right. And he kind of figured something was up and then
1:47.3	and then he raged. Oh, so we are there as well. And the manager's not there yet. We're all
1:52.0	there. As this guy's raging, it was the worst situation. I mean, he was a horrible radio guy.
1:57.8	He deserved to be like, oh, you rage over, you know, that's where you handle. He's probably not
2:03.0	that emotionally stable. That's right. He's right. I think any of us are. I had actually been
2:09.0	fired up. I would have raged in the parking lot too. I lead strip of my car through the gate.
2:14.6	That's a very least. That's the very least. Distroids find some of the primary players vehicles and
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