Monday, September 22nd 2025 Dave & Chuck the Freak Full Show

Dave & Chuck the Freak: Full Show

Dave & Chuck the Freak

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4.4 • 2.6K Ratings

🗓️ 22 September 2025

⏱️ 201 minutes

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Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about Dave’s idea for a limo with a bed that drives you to work so you can sleep in, spider mating season in Germany, bee got into soda can, old lady horny for sax player, dad and daughter influencers in Scotland, update on church worker who planted hidden cameras in bathroom, car sent into embankment after hit and run accident, update on kids locked inside storage unit, bones found in duffle bag, kid blacked out and fell off bike, most Americans believe iPhones are overpriced, grave digging contest, Caitlin Clark fined by WNBA, Saints cheerleader injured after a stunt, Gary Busey sentenced in groping case, Matthew McConaughey says smaller beds are better for marriage, Michael Jackson and Lisa Marie did have physical relationship, Glenn Close will have nude scene in movie, horror movies big at box office, Stan Lee hologram, man killed uncle after learning hooker he got him was a man, 2 guys accused of engaging in sexual acts at bird sanctuary, drunk woman exposed herself, teacher assistant arrested for spraying Poop Spray, squirrel attacks, states most interested in polyamory, tiger handler mauled to death, kids being warned against ding dong ditching, town bans TP’ing, delivery robot attacked man in wheelchair, woman started to give birth in car, investigation into airbags on airplanes, and more!

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0:00.0	Dave and Chuck the Freak email at Dave and Chuck the Freak.
0:09.7	Hello, it's the 22nd day of September. We thank you for being with us. I slept like a hot steam and turd last night.
0:29.2	Which is not a good thing. Yeah, I don't know what that means. Yeah, I'm not sure what that means either.
0:33.5	I never heard it described like that. Just the first thing in my mind. I think if you just, I slept like, and then what that thing is. I did too, so I'm feeling, Dave. I got it. I got it. Oh no. Me too. Yep. So join the club. A bunch of hot steam and turns in here. That's right. But on my way in, I had another brilliant Dave idea.
0:54.2	Oh, no.
0:56.0	Okay, I'm not going to feel this.
0:57.6	No, no.
0:58.2	You probably won't.
0:59.1	Did you see another hooker or something?
1:00.9	I did not, but I thought, how about limbo lance?
1:06.8	Limba lance.
1:08.1	What?
1:09.2	Limbo ambulances?
1:10.5	Yes, so you can sleep in the back on your way to work.
1:16.0	What?
1:16.8	I don't get it.
1:18.1	It's like it picks you up, but it's got a full bed in the back,
1:22.6	and you can catch some more Zs on your way into work.
1:25.9	That would be all you can catch. Yeah, limo that we all rode in, but you have to sleep in it. But you're saying an ambulance. But it's an ambulance. Because it's like the shape of an ambulance, but it's a lumbulance. But from what I've heard from people that have rode in the back of the ambulance, it's not the most comfortable ride.
2:02.5	I'll tell you, when you're in the back of that thing, you're pretty, you're pretty freaked out. Yeah. You know? Yeah, but not this. It'd be serene. It would be done up differently, peaceful. I want to wake up before I get to work. I don't want to be sleeping and then get to work. would have used, I would love like an extra half hour today is all, right? And I thought, well, if a limbalance picked me up, then I could just
2:07.4	catch more zes. I think that when you need like an, when you feel like you need an extra half
2:13.8	hour, you need so much more than that, that even after the half hour of the
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