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Dave & Chuck the Freak: Full Show

Monday, September 18th 2017 Dave & Chuck the Freak Podcast

Dave & Chuck the Freak: Full Show

Dave & Chuck the Freak

Comedy

4.62.6K Ratings

🗓️ 18 September 2017

⏱️ 204 minutes

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Summary

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about people who have a plan in case of a zombie apocalypse, a teen that sent a dick pic and is being charged as a child pornographer, an online french fry shortage conspiracy, the results of the Emmy’s, Kevin Hart in the...

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0:00.0

Have you heard of the Savannah Bananas? My most recent guest on Do What You Love with Jeff

0:04.1

Kirkchin was Jesse Cole who started the viral sensation. Now their world tour is sold out.

0:10.4

What's next for them and how did he get this all going? Just search Do What You Love wherever you

0:14.3

get your podcasts.

0:30.4

All right, so Monday morning, 616 here on Dave and Chuck the Freak. I know you guys worry about

0:38.8

stuff like this. I believe that Lisa and I do not. The zombie apocalypse. I don't really worry about

0:46.4

the zombie apocalypse. I'm not concerned about that as much as I'm concerned about the sea.

0:50.6

So the sea like in Andy Fears, like from top to bottom, like your top fears, the sea is number one.

0:57.3

Yeah, well society breaking down. My first thing is humans. Yeah, just humans.

1:06.0

Being so dumb that we just become a wasteland. That's my number one.

1:14.0

Then Andy's probably the sea is probably right there for you. Mine is aliens. Yeah,

1:18.5

the alien thing is in there. It's probably third on mine. Yeah, it goes ocean then aliens.

1:23.5

Yeah, okay, so humans just destroying themselves. Yeah, oh,

1:27.6

shit. Yeah, one of those three apocalypse scenarios. Yeah, but zombies doesn't really

1:34.4

cause zombies are not real. Yeah, I don't think that'll ever happen. Plus, like if you look at it,

1:39.6

you know, a reanimated corpse is coming at you. It's not in the greatest shape.

1:44.0

No, you can take it down pretty easily. Humans are the scariest factor in this part.

1:48.1

Oh, they are. And they're just so fertile and keep making more. Yeah, exactly.

1:51.9

And nothing seems to stop us and stop some man. Yeah, the summer. The summer they are.

1:56.5

The more they bring up. Well, according to a new survey, 11% of people in this country

2:03.2

have a plan in case there is a real zombie apocalypse. Not a small percentage, 11%.

2:11.6

I'm not saying I don't have a plan. I just not worried about it. Plan for anything. Yeah,

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