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Dave & Chuck the Freak: Full Show

Monday, September 14th 2020 Dave & Chuck the Freak Podcast

Dave & Chuck the Freak: Full Show

Dave & Chuck the Freak

Comedy

4.62.6K Ratings

🗓️ 14 September 2020

⏱️ 205 minutes

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Summary

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk Dave’s underwear curse strikes while on vacation, Odell Beckham is into poop, a Bellator MMA fighter got his nuts kicked off, Chris Evans accidentally shared a picture of his dong, Dr. Dre’s wife asking for 2 million a...

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0:00.0

Hey, good morning to you on a Monday. It is the 14th day of September. How's everybody doing? I'm fine. Just great.

0:30.0

Good day. Things are looking up. Good to see everybody. Yeah, yeah. Yeah.

0:37.0

Thanks. I just you know, I'm just having a hard time getting back into it. That's true.

0:44.0

I was like, hey, we got you got to start talking. I thought something always played before I speak. Yeah, I thought someone was broken. Yeah.

0:51.0

Yeah, it wasn't me. It wasn't me. Sometimes you got legal. Sometimes you got to play a David.

0:58.0

It's right. It is my fault. That's why I ran out of hallway. I'm like, what's wrong?

1:04.0

I was like, what's going on? It's already broken. Like, that's me. I broke. I broke. So I can tell. I broke.

1:12.0

I broke. You can tell. It's going to be good. Chuck. I don't want to do it. I broke. I don't want to be here. I'm broken.

1:20.0

Broken man. I want to go home back from vacation for two minutes. I already put my pants. Yeah. I was like, basically, I'm going to go.

1:28.0

I'm going to go. I got to play one of these little things. So anyways, we're here and hopefully we'll get it all back.

1:36.0

What would I count you down? I'm looking at making eye contact. I know. I don't know. I'd be counting Dave down if he hadn't talked after.

1:43.0

I don't know. We'll get it together. I just don't even care. So you know how I have this whole belief that if I, you know, I know it's stupid.

1:57.0

And I know it's ridiculous. What your underwear thing? Yeah, at least. Thanks. I'm going to do it.

2:01.0

I'm thinking about my underwear. 2020 is going to be a good year.

2:05.0

Not there we go. Yeah. So if I don't when I'm getting undressed before I shower in the morning, I will kick my underwear with a foot and catch it.

2:16.0

Right. And then toss it in the laundry hamper. If I don't do that, I'm cursed. So you're what happened today?

2:24.0

It wasn't today. It was our very first day of vacation. Yeah. Toss my underwear slipped.

2:33.0

You slip again. You're going to slip a lot more.

2:36.0

It's time. You can't slip a lot more. I mean, it's just right into death.

2:40.0

You can't keep doing this. You got to just you take a lot of risks on one foot. You bet, you know,

2:47.0

you're going to be a bed ridden. Oh my God. Luckily, I didn't follow her myself, but that I didn't catch my underwear.

2:55.0

And then I'm like, Oh, no, first about to start vacation. And I've cursed myself. Yeah. That's no good. No joke.

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