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Broadcasting from the Tuft & Needles studio. It's Dave and Chuck the Freak.

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Yep, here we are on a Monday morning. It is Dave and Chuck the Freak. Thanks for being with us.

Any mail to start off? A couple of things we'll get to out of the gate here. But this email said, hey everyone at the studio.

Hello! Hello! Hello to you. I almost fell victim to being catfished on a dating app and I had to share this with you.

I matched up with this girl. It seemed to have a pretty legit profile, similar interest. Chats going fine until she asked for a shirtless pick.

Now I'm not some six pack hunk of a man, but I've been counting calories and taken the gym pretty seriously since the beginning of the year. I've gained 30 pounds of muscle this year alone.

Anyway, I said, why not? Gave her a shirtless mirror pick. She complimented my body. Then sends me full on nudes.

Thank you. And says she'd like more revealing picks of me. Too much too quick. Right.

I said, you know what, I'm not comfortable with sending nudes over the internet because once something's out there, it's out there forever.

Then she sends more picks of her, including ones of her diddling her downstairs area. And insists I do the same because she sent such intimate shots.

Semptation was strong. But I insisted we meet up at least for coffee and see where it goes.

Well, turns out that she kept avoiding the coffee invitation and revealed that she is actually a he uses fake pictures to lure other men into sending him nudes.

So like right away, they admitted to it. Yeah, that's odd that they admitted to it. Yeah. I answer them like a canary.

James never told anyone. No, you never reveal your adieu trying to get to weener picks. Yeah, like James never told anybody. Oh, I always kept that a secret.

I'm just a hot babe with a nice rack. A woman would say, hey, take off your shirt. Let me see. Yeah, it's just it's just what it's no, it's not a regular programming.

It's it immediately just say that's a guy. For that line works every time. That's a guy. Yes, that muffin. Let me see those abs. The truth is though guys are dumb and guys don't realize because guys are the visual ones of the

species. You know what I mean? They have to remember and I won't speak for all women, but I will say a high majority are not visual. We're not going to say take off your shirt. Let me see what you got. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Don't they want you to like talk to me? We want that. We want that. You know ones that have liked me haven't said that. Right. It doesn't just usually doesn't happen.

Yeah, that sounds like such a lot of guy would say. Yeah, it is and the thing is guys sell that's the guy mind though. The guy mind is like, yes, I found one to want it. Right. And even a guy who's pretending to be a girl can't really help but be a guy.

Exactly. They're like it's a girl is like, yeah, I need to see your body. Right. You know, like show me your body. Yeah. I just want to see.

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