Monday, October 13th 2025 Dave & Chuck the Freak Full Show

Dave & Chuck the Freak: Full Show

Dave & Chuck the Freak

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4.4 • 2.6K Ratings

🗓️ 13 October 2025

⏱️ 198 minutes

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Summary

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about why a stranger threatened to cut a guy’s dong off, what you’ve done in your underwear, hot tub hidden cams, a bad singing waitress, sex workers who stabbed a guy in the dong, the worst thing you can do before sex, some of the dangers of performing oral, why an old guy sprayed some bear spray in a store, a nurse who says that she was hypnotized to fart against her will at work, a rich guy who is leaving his fortune to his gardener and more!

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0:00.0	Man, I can't believe the holidays are already on the way. I've got to start my shopping. Already? Sure, you know I'm a planner. Plus, those new five-hour energy holiday flavors make great stocking stuffers. Between pumpkin spice, cranberry lime, and gingerbread snap, they've got the whole season covered. And you can just get those online? Yeah, they're at five-hour energy.com and on Amazon. I think I might start too.
0:21.4	Really? Good for you.
0:22.8	Yeah, just put two of everything in your cart.
0:24.7	I promise. I'll pay you back.
0:26.2	No, you won't.
0:26.9	No, I won't.
0:32.7	Dave and Chuck the Freak.
0:35.1	Text us for 6969.
0:38.1	We'll get started here.
0:51.4	Uh-oh.
0:52.5	Another bitch is tripping.
0:54.8	We've heard many, many stories of women threatening to or actually cutting off men's weeners.
1:02.0	Oh, yeah.
1:03.2	Generally, it's a result of a relationship gone wrong.
1:07.3	I don't think we've ever heard of a situation where it was a stranger.
1:12.5	No.
1:13.4	You're held hostage by a woman you don't know who's threatening to cut your dong off.
1:17.7	A woman barricaded herself in a home after threatening to cut off a man's penis.
1:24.0	What the hell happened?
1:26.2	Let's get the story on this one from WCJB TV.
1:31.1	Well, what you're seeing behind me on Northwest 39th Drive is a far cry from what this scene looked like just a few hours ago.
1:43.6	This went on for four hours before deputies went inside McCleskey's home to remove her.
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