Monday, November 24th 2025 Dave & Chuck the Freak Full Show

Dave & Chuck the Freak: Full Show

Dave & Chuck the Freak

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4.4 • 2.6K Ratings

🗓️ 24 November 2025

⏱️ 194 minutes

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Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about the kid and grandma who get together for Thanksgiving, topics we are hoping to avoid over the holidays, favorite pies for Thanksgiving, old guy drove into doctor’s office, Grizzly Bear attacks during field trip, eagle drops a cat through windshield, hundreds of people arrested at bar known for underage drinking, family rented car and insurance didn’t cover tires, cow escaped her farm enclosure, tall NCAA basketball player, MLB deal with Netflix, kid on Jumbo Tron eating popcorn, Matthew McConaughey’s wet dream, Wicket big opening weekend, 3 movies Eddie Murphy regrets turning down, the most expensive movie to buy, guy tries to order Rally’s food at KFC, guy flashed people on highway twice, altercation at hair salon, woman found money at Walmart and was arrested, old man won lotto in Japan and hid it from wife, man had a couple million stashed throughout his house, truck thief ran into Goodwill to change clothes, 7-11 clerk fired after shooting attacker, clerk handed man wrong lotto ticket and wrong ticket was winner, cat that plays Cards Against Humanity, fish pedicure, and more!

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0:00.0	Dave and Chuck the Freak email at Dave and Chuck The Freak.com.
0:11.0	Hi there on a Monday.
0:24.5	The 24th day of November, this Thanksgiving week, we thank you for joining us here on Dave and Chuck the Freak.
0:33.2	It's hard to believe this is still going on.
0:35.9	It's hard to believe it was 10 years ago when it first happened. But you recall the story of the grandma who texted the wrong number. Oh, my God. Inviting someone to Thanksgiving. Oh, my God. That was a decade ago. No, it wasn't. Yeah. A decade ago. One decade. It seems like it was just a few years ago. I'm going to kill myself tonight. That's a cry for help. So this is still going on and they're still getting together for a decade? This year. Someone better reach out. That's incredible. We'll mark the 10 years of friendship for this grandma and this young black dude that she accidentally invited to Thanksgiving. So are they banging yet?
1:12.1	What?
1:12.4	Are they banging yet?
1:13.9	Banging.
1:14.6	Banging.
1:15.2	Last I saw she was incredibly ill.
1:18.9	Jesus, Cork.
1:21.3	What the hang of it down?
1:23.1	In morning, Dave and Chuck the freak are going dark-sighted.
1:26.7	Oh, no.
1:45.3	We heard. Dark sad. Well, that's sad. I know. We heard from court too early this morning. I know. It can happen. He just, that's why he... He loves to get in early with bad news, right? Yeah. He's like, hold on, Dave. Don't get too excited. Freaks out of his court cave. Yeah. With his Dracula friggin' jacket on.
1:47.3	I got her.
1:49.6	I heard she's ill.
1:51.1	Ill as I go,
1:52.9	she doesn't have long left. She's gravely ill.
1:54.8	Well, let's find out if that's true or not.
1:56.5	Is court correct?
1:57.7	He's been wrong in the past.
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