Monday, November 17th 2025 Dave & Chuck the Freak Full Show

Dave & Chuck the Freak: Full Show

Dave & Chuck the Freak

Comedy

4.4 • 2.6K Ratings

🗓️ 17 November 2025

⏱️ 195 minutes

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Summary

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about an emailer breaking his dong during sex, co-worker trapped in van, golfing alone, ad where pregnant woman talks to AI grandma, software in a new car that prevents owners from changing their own brake pads, California bracing for 2nd storm, chimp loose at zoo, Lucky Finger spa shutdown, teacher with THC laced gummies, squatters move into home for sale, kayaker plunged 50ft down waterfall, seal escapes orcas on the hunt, NFL player in critical condition after shooting, rumors Bill Belichick becoming new Giants coach aren’t true, Disney and YouTube TV deal, Thanksgiving Day football halftime shows, Charles Barkley never wears underwear, YouTuber facing drug charges, update on Jeremy Renner controversy, Paris Hilton says she’s self-made, weekend box office, why big movies are struggling at box office, Black Panther 3, Labubu doll movie, men guys think are attractive, guy found hiding in Florida swamp, guy crashed while peeing into beer can, man exposes himself at Walmart, man accused of recording co-worker changing, STI test delivered by DoorDash, man tried to cross US border with birds hiding in shorts, pedestrian killed when bees escaped during transport, sexual spanking to reduce stress, cyclist rode through puddle that was actually large hole, dad’s TikTok going viral, world’s oldest married couple have been married for 83 years, and more!

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0:00.0	Dave and Chuck the Freak email at Dave and Chuck the Freak.com.
0:07.7	And we're with you on this Monday.
0:25.2	It is November 17th.
0:27.7	Streaming live, YouTube.com slash Dave and Chuck.
0:31.3	Listen live, Dave and Chuck the Freak.com.
0:34.1	Thanks for being with us here.
0:35.6	It's going to start with an email we got.
0:37.5	Email at Dave and Chuck the Freak.com.
0:39.7	This guy says my worst fear just happened.
0:42.0	This was at 1152 last night.
0:45.0	In the heat of the moment, I did the unthinkable.
0:48.0	Came too far back during a thrust, popped out,
0:52.1	and went full force back in but missed. my dick he did that at what time 11.52 p.m. That's usually when you do it. Any emailed us right away? Yeah you got to get on the horn right there. Broken dick, Dave and Chuck. I mean you do probably a lot of sitting around after it's broken. Yeah. Like maybe in a hospital. And you have time. Deep thought, maybe. And then you have to get it out. No, that's the thing. Oh. What's he done? I somehow managed to finish the session. Oh, okay. Well, then. But not without some blood. Oh, God. What a maniac. A bloody finish? Yep.
1:28.7	You shouldn't be spurt in blood. No. It's obviously not as broke as some, but...
1:33.9	As I finished, I couldn't believe my eyes as I had covered parts of my lady.
1:41.3	Yeah, that's wonderful. Thank you for that.
1:43.7	In blood. Welcome. Welcome, everyone. Welcome in. Proceeding. parts of my lady yeah that's wonderful thank you for that in blood welcome welcome everyone uh
1:47.0	and proceeded to pee out the rest of it absolutely horrific i'm in so much pain right now
1:53.2	i'm going to try and sleep and not go to the hospital because i feel like i peed out the blood
2:00.1	but we'll see how I feel in the morning.
2:01.8	Oh, God. You know what? Let his penis fall off. Like honestly, let us penis fall off.
2:06.7	You just throw that in the trash. I don't want to hear about this right away off the top.
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