Monday Morning Podcast 9-4-23
Monday Morning Podcast
All Things Comedy
4.7 • 34.1K Ratings
🗓️ 4 September 2023
⏱️ 77 minutes
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Summary
Bill rambles about jet lag, Dubai, and 'Come on Eileen'.
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr, and it's time for the Monday morning podcast from Monday |
| 0:08.3 | September 4th |
| 0:10.3 | 2023, what's going on? How are you? |
| 0:16.4 | How's it going? Oh Billy jet lag. Oh |
| 0:20.8 | Billy dragon is freckled bottom all across the goddamn world over here |
| 0:27.4 | um |
| 0:30.2 | Jesus Christ |
| 0:32.6 | I did my show and to buy and I have um my show and bragg tonight |
| 0:41.0 | 16 hour flight |
| 0:43.9 | You know what's funny is I actually find flying |
| 0:47.0 | LA to New York or New York to LA |
| 0:51.4 | More brutal than literally flying 16 hours |
| 0:55.6 | Oh, is that right Bill? That doesn't make sense. It's five hours in change |
| 1:01.3 | How would 16 hours be better, right? It's it's the mindset |
| 1:07.4 | You know when you got to fly five hours across the country six hours across the country |
| 1:11.7 | It's like Jesus Christ here we go, right? |
| 1:15.0 | And what the fuck is being born and now and these goddamn things shut up |
| 1:19.8 | um |
| 1:21.8 | Anyway |
| 1:24.8 | You know you're gonna get on the plane and you're just gonna be awake |
| 1:28.5 | You know unless you take a fucking red eye |
| 1:31.1 | From LA to New York |
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