Monday Morning Podcast 9-19-22

Monday Morning Podcast

All Things Comedy

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4.7 • 34.1K Ratings

🗓️ 19 September 2022

⏱️ 62 minutes

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Bill rambles about kids movies, 'drinkable water', and handling a shitty teacher.

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0:00.0	Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr and it's time for the Monday morning podcast for Monday
0:06.7	September 19th
0:09.2	2022
0:12.2	What's going on? How are you?
0:16.2	How's it going?
0:18.4	How'd you do yesterday your gambling lunatics?
0:22.2	As of right now, I picked four games against the spread. No freckles is 0 and 3.
0:26.8	I got the bears laying 10. No, given 10. No, getting 10.
0:33.2	Laying, giving, getting, they're getting 10. All they got to do is not lose, but
0:39.8	then 10 or I'm going to do the disgraceful. I'm going to go 0 and 4. Nice defense. Nice,
0:46.0	fucking defense.
0:49.7	There we go. Third down, 10, 46 to go in the first quarter. If you're rewatching the game with me,
0:56.1	who'd you take, Bill? Who'd you take yesterday? I first of all, I bet against my own team because I just
1:04.4	fucking, I don't know. I just got a bad feeling this year, right? And I should have known Bill Bellicek
1:10.8	coming off a loss, playing the Steelers. We always beat the Steelers. How many fucking times can we beat the
1:17.0	fucking Steelers? Oh, didn't mean to knock that over. The fucking, you know, Mitch Trebitsky. I like
1:26.7	that guy. His big fucking thing is he'll take a sack. Other than that, I think he's a solid quarterback.
1:34.8	I don't know, I took the pads. I mean, that guy should at least knock that ball down. That
1:39.4	fucking bullshit touchdown you gave up Pittsburgh before the fucking half. That ended up being the
1:45.7	difference. We ended up winning the goddamn game. Although I didn't see the second half because I
1:49.6	took my daughter to go see one of these, these friggin movies and I'm, I'm, I'm fucking done with
1:54.4	these fucking kid movies. The two things that he want to do, give him nightmares and make him cry.
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