Monday Morning Podcast 9-16-19
Monday Morning Podcast
All Things Comedy
4.7 • 34.1K Ratings
🗓️ 16 September 2019
⏱️ 75 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr and it's time for the Monday morning podcast from Monday, September 16th, |
| 0:08.0 | 2019, what's going on? How, why, yeah. How's it going? Oh, is it, yeah, you haven't a tough one already? |
| 0:19.0 | Well, you have fucked because it's Monday, buddy, or lady, or damn, they, what was listening? |
| 0:28.0 | Um, how are you? How'd you, what, how great was the fucking week and a football? Like the first week, it's like you came and believe the football's back. |
| 0:36.0 | And then you like, who's good? Who is it? Who the fuck is this guy? That guy's still in the league, you know, |
| 0:42.0 | when once that all takes a week. And then the second week, you're like, oh, that's right. I didn't dream last week. |
| 0:49.0 | This is real, man. It's all I did was watch football. I watched the college. I watched the pros. |
| 0:57.0 | It's all I did. I had such a fucking great time. I did some other shit to I can't remember during the day, but say Saturday night. |
| 1:09.0 | I went to, uh, I saw Iron Maiden at the new soccer stadium that they, they tore down the LA sports |
| 1:17.0 | policy. I mean, I don't know. I guess I don't watch the news. I had no idea that they were tearing that down. I connic venue. It's where the Lakers first played. |
| 1:27.0 | You know, will Chamberlain and who's the white dude who's the fucking symbol of the NBA? Was it Rick Barry? I forget. |
| 1:37.0 | Anyway, the place of Bob Coozy's last game beat the Lakers in the finals as they always used to back in the day. |
| 1:46.0 | So anyways, they knocked that fucker down and they put up this gorgeous new soccer stadium that I would say rivals anything that's out there in the Premier League. |
| 1:56.0 | You know, it is England tries and then America does it better and then they make fun of how fat we are. I mean, that's basically what it is. |
| 2:04.0 | But at the end of the day, okay, England, you had a great run, but we're going to take over soccer now. The second we decide. |
| 2:14.0 | We have all the best players on this side of the globe. You know, it's true. You know it's true. They're all on this side of the globe. They're not in this country. |
| 2:25.0 | They're all the way down south. If you really look at the globe, it's kind of halfway would be halfway to Europe. It's halfway to Africa. |
| 2:33.0 | All down central America, South America. I'm just fucking with you. I don't know shit about soccer, but the stadium was beautiful. |
| 2:38.0 | Although nobody could fucking nobody knew where to go. I went and I saw I saw iron maiden on the legacy of the beast tour where they were coming out. |
| 2:48.0 | 40 years of the band and they were playing all the hits and they did. And I don't think the band has ever sounded better. They absolutely fucking blew me away. |
| 2:57.0 | Bruce Dickinson voice was incredible. |
| 3:01.0 | Nicomick brain. You see the guy's drum kit. I actually want to post a video of it because you know it has all that the like his drum kits are works of art. I don't know who paints those things who comes up with the concept. |
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