Monday Morning Podcast 9-14-20
Monday Morning Podcast
All Things Comedy
4.7 • 34.1K Ratings
🗓️ 14 September 2020
⏱️ 74 minutes
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Bill rambles about NFL football, parenting, and the LA fires.
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, what's going on? What's going on? It's Bill Byrne. It's time for the Monday morning podcast for Monday. |
| 0:08.0 | September 14, 2020. What's going on? How are you? 2020? A story of 2020 has been COVID-19. |
| 0:21.0 | Fecting all aspects of the economy. It can't even barbecue with somebody not bringing it up. |
| 0:29.0 | I'll tell you last night, I came home and there was some youngsters. I don't know where they were. |
| 0:35.0 | The couple, the house next door is what they sounded like. They were having a party. They sounded really young. |
| 0:41.0 | Because every five seconds they were going, woo! |
| 0:45.0 | This fucking is just like me, my wife will fucking die and laugh. |
| 0:53.0 | They're like, are they doing shots, cheering each other on? I know what it is. |
| 0:59.0 | They better keep it down or somebody's going to call the cops. I don't know if they did. |
| 1:04.0 | But one of my proudest moments as an adult is I've never called the cops on young people having a good time. |
| 1:12.0 | I've definitely been annoyed by young people. Fucking assholes riding their bikes in the middle of the goddamn street. |
| 1:20.0 | The skateboarder kids, they're just the fucking worst. I don't know. |
| 1:26.0 | If you want your kid to achieve as a skateboarder, I think the number one thing you have to do is just be an asshole dad. |
| 1:35.0 | Because so many skateboarders, they just got this fucking chip on their shoulder. It's like, what is the problem? |
| 1:43.0 | Don't they make those little fucking areas for you to go do that shit? |
| 1:49.0 | I think half the fun skateboarding is having some fat fucking security guard chase you off the lot. |
| 1:54.0 | If it doesn't happen, then they just try and pick a fight with somebody and his Prius, pick it up as not there, dry clean. |
| 2:03.0 | Anyway, but no, that is a big thing for me. I don't rat people out. I'm not calling the cops. |
| 2:12.0 | And I know better than to come over there and be like, hey, can you keep it down? You know, my daughter sleeping in one of, like I came in the house and my daughter was still up at 1030. |
| 2:21.0 | She's going, yeah. |
| 2:24.0 | Yeah. |
| 2:27.0 | Trying to ignore. |
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