Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr and it's the Monday morning podcast from Monday, September 14, 2015. What's going on?

I know what you guys are expecting. They're probably expecting me to talk shit about the Patriots winning and the Steelers crying about the headsets or whatever the hell they were crying about this week.

Why get- why is everybody- you know I love about Giants fans. They never bitch about the Patriots. They just beat us. All the rest of you fucking sit there crying every week.

Anyways, I'm not going to get into that. I have a very special guest here. One of my favorite all-time comedians of all-time. But first I have to read his amazing intro here.

Brian Regan everybody is going to be performing live at Radio City Music Hall. In the first time ever in the history of Comedy Central, Brian Ymines will talk at this point I've already said.

Yes. How many- how many specials would you guess that Comedy Central has in their mountain?

Wow. I probably quite a few. But-

Seven- eight million? Yeah. Seven to eight million I think is-

Well, this one. I'm going to bet on the over. I'm going to say it's nine million.

I like that. Nine million specials. This is the first guy who's ever had the nerve to tape a stand-up special live on Comedy Central.

And he's going to be doing it. You see if I can- on September 26th at 9 p.m. live from one of the most legendary venues of all-time Radio City Music Hall.

I mean, I'm looking to hold press release. You got like, you know, five stars from Jerry Seinfeld, Chris Rock, Dennis Miller, Joe Rogan, Patinawals, Mark Maron, the Who's Who.

And we all love you, man. You are- you've been- what's it like to have been a comics comic for a quarter of a century?

I- it's a huge, huge honor, man. You know, when, you know, making audiences laugh is great. Makes you feel good, but to also, you know, make the comedians feel like you're doing the right thing that makes you feel even better.

I know my fun in this podcast is going to be torching you with comp- comp- complements. Because I can tell I know it was the most uncomfortable I've ever seen you.

Hey, what's it like to be a legend Brian? Talk about being a legend like God. Say, yeah, I'll go- I'll go right into a bombing story. Let me tell you what happened when I bombed. And that wasn't so legendary.

No, man, I've been doing this ship for 23 years. I'm old now. I am an old man now. I- I know that every time when I try to do stand up out and silver like I'm not saying the kids are bad.

It's just I definitely feel like, wow, man, I feel like that generation gap. But you- you've been like since I started for those people like unfamiliar who've been living under a stand-up comedy rock like, like, like, Brian basically goes out and for 90 straight minutes, it sounds like a jet is landing.

How hard this guy kills and he never- you- and unlike me, you couldn't be the more polar opposite of me. You don't- you- I don't even think you say heck.

No, sure I do. You say that, but- Yeah, yeah. Okay, but still. I know I- I do some hacks and some dams.

But dude, your act is like airtight. Like nobody can- no one can be like, oh, you know, he's just- he's just what? He's just writing perfect jokes. I'm sorry, Brian, I hate to torture you with this, but there's no other way to go with this.

You just do an absolute master. You're very kind, very incredibly kind, and I cannot thank you enough this repeat. No, I can't text you.

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