Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr and it's time for the Monday morning podcast for Monday.

September 13th, 2021. What's going on? How, why? Yeah.

What's up, man? It's, uh, I'll tell you what it is right now. It's football Sunday.

What, bop, bop, bop, bop.

I am currently sitting here in my apartment. I was trying to figure out Jesus Christ,

how to get the fucking direct TV, uh, NFL Sunday pick it, ticket, whatever it is. Somehow,

I ended accidentally, I ended up signing up for NFL Game Pass, which is some international shit.

So now I'm in the country signing up for international shit and they're like, well, you can't do

the international after I fucking paid for it. They go, well, you can't do that here.

And I don't know. I probably didn't read something. I really want to go up to the NFL and

fucking blame them. I'm sure like I just, I've always sucked at that shit. But I will say that the

NFL's fucking website as far as the direct TV and it's just way harder than the NHL, the NBA or

MLB. I just feel like the other ones, it's like, hey man, you want to watch all the games? Uh,

what, why? Yes, I do. You got a credit card. Yeah. All right. Well, if you know the password

and everything, you know, you hit us with that number, you can start watching right now.

And it's like, okay, cool. The NFL, they always seem like they got a fucking grab you by the back

of the neck. You know, like it's not enough that they're making money. They also have to make

their dicks a little hard by like directing you like, there's only one place you can watch this.

You will watch it here on this service. You will have a fucking satellite drilled into the side

of your fucking house. You know, or you can go to a sports bar and go fuck yourself. Dude, how

funny is it that the NFL has black lives matter written on the back of the helmets as they also make

most of, you know, the predominantly black league playing extra football game every year after

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