Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr and it's the Monday morning podcast for Monday, September 12th, 2011.

How the hell are you? What's going on? Yeah, that's good. I'm, I'm a Columbus, Ohio everybody and I am going to do one more show out here before my wonderful weekend here at the mall here in Columbus is over.

I don't know if you guys have ever been to the mall out here in Columbus. Oh, is it? It's you mean if you're in Ohio, I don't I don't know what you're waiting for.

You got to come out here to the Columbus mall. You're not going to believe what they have out here everybody. They have a gap.

They got a cheesecake factory. Huh? They got everything you have. Well, you're at this is a real weird mall by the way.

You know, they got this whole section where they got a bunch of fountains that shoot water up in the air, right? Like a porno load.

And for some reason, people bring their children like babies toddlers to run through the water. It's like a fucking pedophile wet t-shirt concert contest, whatever the fuck you trying to say that Bill. I don't know what it's one of the most uncomfortable things I've ever seen in my life. I don't even have kids and it makes me uncomfortable.

You know, I deliberately fucking walk all like it's the quickest route to me getting to the club is to walk basically right through that area with a water fountain is I went there the first day every time I come here, I forget that that's there.

And then I have I have to go around the other side. All right. That looks like a fucking FBI sting operation like they're trying to catch every fucking pedophile from here to Toronto.

I don't understand why they have it. I don't understand in this day and age why you would have a toddler and you would let it run through water.

Gigland with its little chew, chew, charlie fucking t-shirt on. What are you doing?

You know, reminding me of when the crocodile hunter took his baby out and started making it do a little jig in front of that alligator. It's like what the as a parent. What are you doing?

Let's just forget about pedophiles and sexual predators and all those pieces of shit. What about the fact you can't just catch a cold?

You know, the fuck is wrong with parents. Remember that as a kid when you walk to the car and you jumped in a puddle and your mother ripped the fucking antenna off the car and beat your ass with it.

Throw you in the back. No car seat. No nothing through another couple in the hatchback that pressed up against the fucking window.

Old school parenting. Now what? Oh, the case just expressing himself. He loves it. He loves to run through the water.

Ladies, put them in the backyard if you want to do that shit. Okay. Don't fucking break the kid out here in public. Like this is some meekum at a fucking auction. You know, for fucking pedophiles.

Coming up next next up for bed. We have a 2009. Three year old. The two year old. Sorry. Fucked up the math. I don't know what I'm talking about here. I had a, I'm been having a great shows out here everybody.

And, but I have been having a brutal flight. All right. I flew out of LAX Los Angeles International Airport that for some reason if you go beyond Colorado, you just can't get a fucking direct flight anywhere.

I don't, I don't get it. When I was in New York City, I could fly to all these places directly. Maybe it's because I was in New York. It was only an hour and a half away.

I don't, I don't fucking know. It just doesn't seem like he can fly anywhere. So anyways, I got to fly LA to Phoenix, Phoenix to Columbus. All right. On US.

So I get on the plane and there's two empty seats next to me. And it's getting close to the point where they're going to close the door to the plane. And I'm excited like holy shit.

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