Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Byrne. It's time for the Monday morning podcast for Monday, August 8th,

2022.

What's going on? How are you?

Jesus Christ, August 8th already.

Where is this summer going? Jesus Christ, every year we say we say we need to enjoy it.

By the time you get the pool inflated, it's time to take it down. It's crazy.

Fortunately, there's global warming. So the summer continues into like the first week of October.

All right, so you've got time. You've still got time to get your revenge body.

I love that whole idea of revenge body. You broke up with me. I'm going to get my vengeance by getting a shape.

Well, maybe if you want to dump me, fuck you wouldn't have got broken up with. You ever think of that?

You let yourself go. You took your foot off the gas.

Also, they were nice enough to realize they didn't love you and they let you go. So now you can find true love.

Someone who will accept you for who you are.

A person who stays in shape to get somebody and then lets themselves go. No, kidding.

Anyway, I don't even know where to begin with this fucking week I had.

This whole fucking world, man. It's so much nicer than it's being presented on social media.

To the point people are like literally losing their fucking minds. I was driving out of a buddy of mine's house.

You write something, right? And I'm driving on the street and a guy outside his house.

He had a sign that said warning. My sense of humor might offend your liberal sensibilities or something like that.

He had that outside his house. First of all, I just don't like the whole foot loose vibe of that guy.

You know, like he's fucking, you know, moving to the small town and we're not allowed to dance and he's going to show us what the real world is like.

It's first of all, no one's going in your house. Warning, man. The way I joke around, you're not going to be able to handle it, man.

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