Monday Morning Podcast 8-13-18

Monday Morning Podcast

All Things Comedy

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4.7 • 34.1K Ratings

🗓️ 13 August 2018

⏱️ 65 minutes

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Bill rambles about food processors, red heads in movies, and dating sites. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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0:00.0	Hey, what's going on is Bill Byrne, it's time for the Monday morning podcast from Monday.
0:06.4	August 13, 2017.
0:08.9	What's going on?
0:09.9	How?
0:10.9	I figured out what the problem was with the volume last time.
0:15.0	You know, my podcast, I was like, I can't figure this out.
0:17.0	I come down to volume.
0:18.0	I got everything all turned up.
0:20.6	I actually had two microphones plugged in and I was on the one that was turned all the
0:25.6	way down.
0:26.6	I was speaking into a dead mic next to a mic that was live.
0:31.9	Oh, Bill, you're so unprofessional.
0:34.9	Hey, man, I'm fucking trying.
0:37.8	I had a major breakthrough, major breakthrough in my life.
0:41.7	I don't know if you read about it in the New York Times, the Washington Post, the fucking
0:49.6	Des Moines, what would they say, the Des Moines, Harold?
0:56.6	I don't know.
0:58.4	I moved to my house fucking seven years ago and one of the housewarming gifts that I got
1:04.7	was a food processor.
1:07.6	Oh, I should have said processor.
1:10.4	Right?
1:11.4	I got a food processor and this fucking thing never worked.
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