Monday Morning Podcast 8-10-20
Monday Morning Podcast
All Things Comedy
4.7 • 34.1K Ratings
🗓️ 10 August 2020
⏱️ 70 minutes
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Bill rambles about sports, night animals, and canceling a girlfriend.
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Bird. It's time for the Monday morning podcast for Monday, August 10th |
| 0:07.1 | 2020 what's going on? How are you? Oh? |
| 0:11.6 | Jesus get in the pool man |
| 0:16.0 | Jump in the water somewhere |
| 0:18.6 | This summer's almost gone. How the fuck is it already August 10th? |
| 0:23.4 | So fucking crazy. We've all been on summer vacation other than stressing out |
| 0:27.6 | Since like March, I can't believe this fucking year is flying by it is flying by and ladies and gentlemen |
| 0:35.5 | Professional sports are back with a vengeance |
| 0:40.8 | This is the first day that I can remember it's Sunday by the way Sunday afternoon |
| 0:46.5 | My lovely daughter's taken a nap right now my wonderful son. I think I'm on the wheel of fortune because you always have to describe |
| 0:53.5 | Your family members or your wife with adjectives. They like that. What you got to be like? |
| 0:59.3 | Who's here with you? I got my smoking hot wife |
| 1:04.2 | Gabriella I got |
| 1:06.4 | My |
| 1:07.7 | Drinking buddy Sammy out there. I got man tinnit Freddy. You know, you got to do that. So I'm gonna I'm gonna go wheel of fortune here |
| 1:14.6 | My beautiful daughter is sleeping and my wonderful son is also sleeping so I can sneak out here and |
| 1:24.1 | Knock out a podcast here for y'all |
| 1:29.5 | Anyway, Jesus Christ. We're only halfway through the day. It is 1239 Pacific Coast time here on a Sunday |
| 1:35.2 | And there's all kinds of hockey left to be played. How about? Oh, I don't want to say it |
| 1:41.1 | I don't want to jinx them, but I got to say how about the fucking Toronto Maple Leafs |
| 1:46.4 | They blow a three nothing fucking lead. I watched that game. I watched them slowly |
| 1:52.7 | Just just do what they do to their fucking fans all the time |
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