Monday Morning Podcast 7-31-23
Monday Morning Podcast
All Things Comedy
4.7 • 34.1K Ratings
🗓️ 31 July 2023
⏱️ 58 minutes
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Bill rambles about summer, recalls, and palm trees.
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Byrne. It's time for the Monday morning podcast for Monday, July 31st, |
| 0:08.8 | 2020 tree. Jesus Christ, where's the summer going? I feel like every other year, I'll say to myself and me, |
| 0:21.1 | now, all right. Summer's coming. Make sure you take it in. And then every other year, I don't. And |
| 0:29.2 | then all of a sudden, it's almost fucking August. Then I even had a bottle and James yet, dude. I've been |
| 0:38.1 | enjoying a little time off with the family back east. The big thing when you go back east is, |
| 0:48.1 | I can't eat all this fucking Italian food, you know, all the stuff that I miss. All the fucking pizza and |
| 0:55.7 | the bread and all the shit that they can't make out now. It's got, it's the air. It's the water. |
| 1:03.7 | You know what? There's some guys from Brooklyn. They just moved out here. They flew the water from |
| 1:08.5 | Brooklyn out. It still stinks. Still stinks. I don't know what it is. They can make really good pizza. |
| 1:17.5 | They can't make great pizza out there. They can make really good pasta. What are they? It's just, |
| 1:20.9 | I don't know what it is. It's just not the same. I remember doing a gig a long time ago, |
| 1:27.8 | the Count Basie theory theater out in Red Bank, New Jersey. And I was, I forget where I was going next. |
| 1:36.9 | I just randomly stopped in some little strip mall. And they had a little store there. They were |
| 1:44.2 | making like pasta by hand and all. Some of the best shit I've ever had in my life. |
| 1:49.3 | Just random. Didn't have to know anybody. Just saw the Italian flag stopped and it was fucking |
| 1:55.4 | unbelievable. So we're back here for a few days. The family and all of that. I've been getting caught |
| 2:06.1 | up on my Boston Red Sox dude. How about Tristan Cassis? Is that all you say is hitting the cover |
| 2:14.1 | off the ball. He's been crushing it. Justin Turner's been killing it. Got that derand guy flying |
| 2:20.9 | around on the basis. I mean, I know we lost the last two games in overtime too. And extra innings. |
| 2:31.4 | But they're still. They're a fun team to watch. And I'm just like that guy at first base is |
| 2:37.3 | panning out. We always have some fucking like nine foot guy playing for the Red Sox, |
| 2:45.6 | you know, halfway decent in the field. But can't hit a curve ball or an off-speed pitch. But |
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