Monday Morning Podcast 7-13-20

Monday Morning Podcast

All Things Comedy

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4.7 • 34.1K Ratings

🗓️ 13 July 2020

⏱️ 67 minutes

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Bill rambles about Friday the 13th, animal fights, and managing libidos.

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0:00.0	Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burn, it's time for the Monday morning podcast for Monday,
0:07.0	July 13th, 2020. Hey, I'll come back. I'll come back. That's not bad luck. I'll come just
0:16.9	like the number 13, you know, every month isn't bad. If it's Friday the 13th, how the way
0:21.3	the fuck did that come from? Well, those interesting questions and others will be answered in the next
0:27.8	hour. I actually have a couple announcements to make. All right. Nate Bargazzi, one of the funniest
0:34.6	comedians and best joke writers I know has a new podcast on the All Things Comedy Network called
0:41.1	Nate Land. Premiered last week, subscribe on iTunes, Spotify, and wherever else podcasts are
0:47.2	available. And Paul, do I called it Verzy? Who's our next guest on the Bill Burn podcast?
0:55.3	Has a new show and network? Do I called it? Where guests tell about the time they called something
1:01.5	and make future predictions this week? Bill Burn, that's me, KFC from Barstool Sports,
1:07.4	and Tom Green. Look at those big guests, huh? Not saying I'm a big guest, but there's a lot of
1:11.2	the guys. Subscribe on YouTube. All right. Let's get down to fucking why Friday the 13th. Why is
1:19.6	Friday the 13th? You guys know you want to know the fucking it's unlucky. Why is it unlucky?
1:26.4	Oh, is that because Jesus got his fucking nail to the fence there? Some shit on wood. By shuffling
1:33.4	digits of the number, wait a second, Friday the 13th. All right. It's considered unlucky day in
1:41.4	Western superstition. It occurs when the 13th day of the month in the Gregorian calendar falls
1:47.7	on Friday, which happens at least once every year, but can occur up to three times in the same year.
1:54.7	For example, in 2015, Friday the 13th occurred. Yeah, but why? All right. The irrational fear.
2:00.7	I like that. I like the way Wikipedia wrote this. The irrational fear of the number 13 has been given
2:06.6	a scientific name. Trickska Day Day to click had of phobia. And on analogy to this fear of Friday
2:16.8	13th is called who gives a fuck according to historian Donald Dossi. Oh, the great double day.
2:23.0	He liked the ladies with the big titties. You just scared the fucking shit out of me. My eyes are
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