Monday Morning Podcast 6-5-23
Monday Morning Podcast
All Things Comedy
4.7 • 34.1K Ratings
🗓️ 5 June 2023
⏱️ 62 minutes
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Bill rambles about basketball moves, Scottish history, and door knobs.
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr and it's time for the Monday morning podcast for Monday. |
| 0:11.0 | June 5th, 2023. What's going on? How? |
| 0:17.0 | I, yeah. How's it going with you? Oh, Billy's in a good mood. |
| 0:24.0 | Oh, Billy's in a fucking good mood. |
| 0:29.0 | You know, I saw a movie. I saw this Phil Hartman, Reston, Reston, Reston, Soul, Reston Peace. |
| 0:36.0 | Phil Hartman told us there's a clip going around what he was talking about how he did some a, like recorded one line for Jack Nicholson's character in this movie called The Border. |
| 0:49.0 | It's a, I don't know, Jack was probably doing another movie. They just needed one line. They couldn't get him and they had to release the movie. |
| 0:55.0 | So Phil Hartman could do the impression so he just delivered the line. There's a story he told in the Dennis Miller show. Anyway, |
| 1:02.0 | the great Andrew Thamelis sent me that clip and I was like, what's the Jack Nicholson movie called The Border? |
| 1:10.0 | And I looked it up and it's Jack Nicholson in Harvey Kitell. Did I talk about this the last podcast? I don't remember. |
| 1:15.0 | All I know is I saw the movie. It's fantastic. And by the way, Harvey Kitell fucking ripped in that movie and he's like 40 years old. |
| 1:25.0 | Looks like a goddamn gymnast. He sorted like the one of the first guys that was like today in shape then. |
| 1:35.0 | You know, because back then all you had to do was just sort of like, you know, be in shape and wear a butt. You could be liking my shape and people, |
| 1:42.0 | yeah, guys in good shape. He's hard boiled. I'll tell you. But like he was actually like fucking shred. I'm obviously professional athletes who are in great shape. |
| 1:53.0 | But I mean, just as far as like actors being in shape, you know what I mean? |
| 1:57.0 | Bert Reynolds was drinking the fucking Miller highlights. You know what I mean? He had a little poach. |
| 2:01.0 | You know, he had the first couple of abs. He had a little fucking little something or other. |
| 2:06.0 | The Harvey Kitell fucking was ripped in that movie and amazing performance. |
| 2:13.0 | Jack Nixon. I really highly recommend the movie, although the ending, I don't know what happened. |
| 2:20.0 | It's put it this way. Any movie that ends on a freeze frame is usually not a good thing. |
| 2:27.0 | We don't have money for reshoots. We don't have to get out of this and freeze frame. Go fuck yourself, Roll credits. |
| 2:33.0 | But definitely a great movie. And if you're a fan of Dodge, I don't know what they call them the Power Wagon. |
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