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Monday Morning Podcast

Monday Morning Podcast 6-26-17

Monday Morning Podcast

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.832.8K Ratings

🗓️ 26 June 2017

⏱️ 76 minutes

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Summary

Bill rambles about photosynthesis police, the Big Papi roast and minding your p's and q's.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Byrne. It's time for the Monday morning podcast for Monday. June 26, 2017. What's going on? How are you doing this fucking Monday morning?

0:22.2

God is global warming, making your office hot. Climate change. Let's give it a nicer name. So, what are we going to you?

0:37.4

Was a euphemism? Photo synthesis? Jesus Christ, the photo synthesis, fucking police. There's nothing people enjoy more on the internet, other than jerking off to people sold into the sex industry.

0:52.0

Sex law, what are they called? Human trafficking is fucking correcting somebody. Jesus, fucking Christ. The amount of gold I give you. Have God for fucking Bid.

1:04.0

A pasty fucking dope like me makes a mistake every once every fucking five minutes on a podcast. All of you fucking guns cannot wait to go on the internet.

1:18.0

And just read me the riot act like you're up for some sort of fucking award in the science industry. You know, whatever the fuck they call it.

1:29.0

The science circuit. That's what they always call radio guys say that you out there, you work in the circuit.

1:38.0

You mean doing the road? I didn't realize there was a circuit. Everybody fucking coming at me. Photo synthesis. I think you made Paulination laughing my ass off.

1:53.0

You know, Jesus fucking Christ. Let me even let me look it up right now. Paulination. Paulination. Why has never been a ball player named that.

2:03.0

Pollination is the process by which pollen is transferred to the female reproductive organs of a plant thereby enabling fertilization to take place.

2:12.0

Like all living organisms seed plants have a single major single major goal to pass their genetic information on to the right. Well, how to fuck does it get there?

2:21.0

That's Paulination. Oh, I said photosynthesis. All right. So that's what the photosynthesis was. Okay. Here we go.

2:27.0

Photo synthesis. That doesn't have a good ring. Paulination.

2:34.0

Photo synthesis. Let's say you have to bring them up now, batting number 22.

2:43.0

Photo synthesis. That's more like the MMA fighting out of the red corner.

2:57.0

I guess I guess what he would just read the definition fighting out of the red corner. The process by which green plants and some other organisms you sunlight to set the size of the food.

3:05.0

Who is the rating from carbon dioxide to water and water the process by which green plants and some other organisms use sunlight to synthesize foods from carbon dioxide and water.

3:20.0

What does synthesize me? See, this is what happens. Are they using auto to synthesize.

3:30.0

S.Y.S.Y. I thought it synthesized. You know what I meant? All right.

3:37.0

Sin the cis synthesize. All right. The combination of ideas to form a theory or system.

3:45.0

Well, it doesn't sound like the definition they were looking for.

3:48.0

Synthesis. Oh, come on. You fucking cut. Plural synthesis. The formation of a chemical compound through the combination of a simple compound of elements.

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