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🗓️ 25 June 2018
⏱️ 78 minutes
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0:00.0 | Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr in his time for the Monday morning podcast for Monday. |
0:07.0 | June 25th, 2018. What's going on? Oh, yeah. How you doing? How you doing with the summer? |
0:15.8 | The summer's here, right? We're in the 20s of June, somewhere along the lines the first |
0:21.5 | day of summer. You know, back in the day, you used to know it, right? Because there wasn't |
0:26.1 | as many channels and you would watch the local news and they'd bring it up. |
0:30.3 | Today is the first day of summer. Tell us, Jack, what can people look forward to weather-wise? |
0:36.3 | Well, I'll tell you, Mike, we got a low pressure, it says the COVID is. So I don't inflate |
0:41.6 | those fucking above-ground pools. Yes, yeah. And then they'd laugh for no reason. Ha, ha, ha, ha. |
0:49.2 | Your weekend's gonna suck. Anyways, it's got to be the summer time, right? The fucking |
0:56.2 | sun's out. There you go, right there. Global warming. What you do this weekend? I have |
1:04.2 | a couple of course-light. That's this generation's Budweiser. I mean, course-light. They're |
1:08.7 | crushing it. You know, Peyton Manning fucked up. You notice the second Peyton Manning, |
1:14.1 | fucking Budweiser. Now it's second place, you know? He didn't buy it. He bought into it. |
1:19.7 | The second he fucking got it, and that bet he started pointing fingers at everybody. You |
1:23.0 | know, we had some hops issues, right? And all of a sudden nobody's getting along over |
1:27.2 | there and course-light. Now course-light's ahead, right? I bet Tom Brady invested in course-light. |
1:33.0 | Sorry. Why would I do this? I like Peyton Manning. Now that he's retired, you know, I could |
1:37.9 | look back and be like, you know, what? That fellow was quite a quarterback. But when they're |
1:43.2 | playing against your team, you hate him. Stupid. You don't hate them. You just hate him. |
1:51.1 | It's weird. Anyways, the summer's here. I am back from VK Shawl. And I'm getting ready |
2:00.0 | this weekend. Oh, freckles shaking off the cobwebs. I'm going to be in Minneapolis, Minnesota, |
2:08.3 | and Detroit, Michigan. Okay? Couple of Joe six pack towns, you know, where they put |
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