Monday Morning Podcast 6-22-20

Monday Morning Podcast

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.7 • 34.1K Ratings

🗓️ 22 June 2020

⏱️ 70 minutes

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Bill rambles about precocious kids, Kenny Rogers, and Jim Kiick.

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0:00.0	Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr and it's time for the Monday morning podcast from Monday June
0:06.7	22nd
0:09.2	2020 what's going on how?
0:13.7	Yeah
0:15.7	How's it going?
0:17.4	Wake up wake up. You sleepy heads get out get out get out of bed. What is that is? That's a fucking musical isn't it?
0:26.1	Is that from Annie?
0:28.1	Huh?
0:29.1	Annie aka Bill Burr is a chick
0:36.7	That's right if I was born a red-headed chick I would end up in an orphanage
0:40.4	But my parents because I was a male decided well we can put them to work on the farm
0:46.7	None of that is true
0:49.8	Anyway, I'm out here. It's like fucking almost it's a quarter to six in the morning and
0:54.8	And
0:57.4	You know, I've got the kiddos in all that shit now, so I got to knock this thing out before everything everybody gets up
1:03.5	You know my wife's all nervous, you know, I just
1:06.8	Start to get to me, but boo boo boo so you got a fucking yet when you're like, okay, I get it. I get it
1:12.4	I get it. I get it. I
1:16.2	Know what you're saying
1:18.2	Could you not disappear and play drums and leave me with two kids and it's like, okay, I get it, you know
1:26.5	Evidently you're not excited about my improvements in my hobby that bring no money into this house, you know
1:35.1	I could become you know if it wasn't for my wife I could become one of the greatest
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