Monday Morning Podcast 6-20-22

Monday Morning Podcast

All Things Comedy

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4.7 • 34.1K Ratings

🗓️ 20 June 2022

⏱️ 54 minutes

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Bill rambles about Woodstock, his new truck, and ultimatums.

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0:00.0	Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burn, it's time for the Monday morning podcast for Monday
0:08.5	January no June 20th
0:12.2	Fuck am I talking about June 20th got a little heatstroke here
0:17.3	Geez keep the ginger out of the fucking pool there
0:22.1	I'm doing this podcast on Father's Day
0:25.6	Yeah
0:27.9	Yeah, Father's Day, man. I got home for Father's Day. I had a wonderful trip out east
0:34.4	By the way update on that bird
0:37.4	From the podcast on Thursday when I came when I was down with the podcast it was gone
0:44.2	When I came out to my garage it was a little chicken
0:47.0	Little bird on the fucking ground
0:49.0	And I'm walking up to him was like leaning to the side like a boat taking on water little fucker, right?
0:55.9	I actually debated just stepping on him so he wouldn't be eating alive by fucking insects
1:01.4	But it's a bird. I'm not a veterinarian
1:05.2	What am I gonna do stick him in my shirt pocket like I'm on fucking little house in the prairie?
1:09.2	I got a podcast to do by left it alone
1:12.6	So I you know went to the garage. I did my podcast and when I came out low and behold
1:17.9	He was gone now I
1:21.8	Live in a desert so for all I know some reptile fucking grab the thing. I have no idea. I think I would have heard something
1:30.4	I don't know as reptiles a fucking
1:33.5	Slythery little creepy fuckers. I really don't like reptiles, you know, I am like I'm Donald Trump when it comes to reptiles
1:43.3	No tolerance
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