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Monday Morning Podcast

Monday Morning Podcast 6-15-20

Monday Morning Podcast

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.734.1K Ratings

🗓️ 15 June 2020

⏱️ 67 minutes

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Bill rambles about snitches, celebrity videos, and Wu-Tang Clan.

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0:00.0

Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr and it's time for the Monday morning podcast for Monday.

0:07.0

June 15, 2020. What's going on? How are ya? How's it going? Ah, this stupid fucking thing beeping. I don't know how to shut it off.

0:18.0

You know, when I when I smashed my fucking cell phone between my God, do I? And I had sweatpants with shallow pockets, shallow like me, right?

0:31.0

I fell out and I closed the door and so the cell phone, I keep hitting you. I keep hitting fucking you!

0:38.0

Sorry, this fucking thing. So I had to set it up on my fucking goddamn computer and I can't get it to stop now. I'm literally like force, let's see, force quit.

0:48.0

Force quit messenger, messages, force quit.

0:53.0

Forcing quitting. All right, there. So I did that. Now I'm going to turn the volume back on. You watch this thing. It's still going to fucking beep.

1:02.0

Anyway, continuing, continuing. It is a pop fly to third page. There you go, Billy Cox, fucking time.

1:11.0

I'm literally watching the 1952 World Series Brooklyn Dodgers first in New York Yankees. No, no, full well that the New York Yankees win.

1:20.0

Even if I didn't, it says World Series game seven Yankees win fourth straight title October 7, 1952 in the bottom of the screen.

1:28.0

Why would you do that MLB network? You know, I had the option of not looking it up. I mean, I knew that they were going to win it because I knew Brooklyn didn't win till 1955.

1:38.0

I mean, I'm enough of a sports geek to know that the Brooklyn Dodgers, what known as the Bums, because they would always fucking lose the World Series.

1:48.0

In fact, they lost four World Series in seven years all to the New York Yankees, I believe.

1:54.0

Well, I looked that up. Didn't I? I had that somewhere here.

2:00.0

Yes, they lost it as a nice play at first to get Mickey Mantle, Mickey Mantle, 20 years old at this point, just taken over for Joe D.

2:10.0

And they called them, Mel Allen's doing the game. And he's, he guy comes up to the plate batting left handed hits a home run two innings later comes up hits a base hit to drive in a run.

2:20.0

And they could call them magnificent Mickey, the 20 year old. Nobody knew nobody knew what this kid was going to be. So anyway, they lost to the Yankees in nineteen.

2:30.0

They lost in forty seven in seven games. They lost in five games in forty nine. They lost in seven games in fifty two and they lost in six games in fifty three.

2:47.0

And at that point, people were like, well, they're never going to fucking beat him. And then in nineteen fifty five.

2:53.0

They beat the Cleveland Indians. And in fifty four, they beat them. They beat the Yankees in seven games. Unbelievable.

3:03.0

So Brooklyn got their championship. And then unfortunately the Dodgers left. I think in fifty seven or fifty eight fifty nine out Los Angeles Dodgers won the World Series.

3:13.0

And in sixty three and in sixty five and all those titles would have been in Brooklyn. That would have been so cool if they still had the three teams there.

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