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Monday Morning Podcast

Monday Morning Podcast 5-6-19

Monday Morning Podcast

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.832.8K Ratings

🗓️ 6 May 2019

⏱️ 78 minutes

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Summary

Bill rambles with Joe Bartnick about Europe, religious recruiting, and spin the bottle.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hey, what's going on it's Bill Barr and it's time for the Monday morning podcast for

0:06.3

Monday

0:08.3

Isn't May 6th is today May 6th. I have no idea. I'm here with Joe Barton.

0:13.3

Joey B. What's going on? Oh, just chillin out in Israel, man

0:17.4

It's it's insane, dude

0:19.2

It's like we were in Europe for a week. It's like Europe's kind of like it's like it's like America, but it's different

0:25.7

It's cool. Everyone's really nice and then like as we're landing. I see you guys watch your videos of like

0:31.1

Bombs going off in Anta aircraft

0:33.4

And like we landed weren't Israel. We're in Israel. It's like dude

0:37.2

I'll explain we had that we just had the most boss airport experience ever. Oh, yeah

0:43.0

We landed here first of all. Thank God. I don't watch the news because as always I guess things are a little

0:48.7

What do they call it's a little chippy? Yeah, things again a little chippy sticks are up

0:54.0

Yeah, sticks are up sticks are up over here. So yeah, we got to the airport and

0:59.9

You know, well dude, I don't know we're doing this we're doing this like backwards

1:04.2

We were in fucking Amsterdam the night before and went to a bar and smoked a joint where they also served milkshakes

1:13.8

So I was sitting there like I don't like I'm not big on fucking smoking weed

1:18.3

I don't think I do it right or I don't even realize when I'm high or whatever

1:22.0

There's like this is a body high like this just gets you fucking right side high. I don't understand like

1:28.2

Dude you were high shit you were so high you ordered a strawberry milkshake and then you thought it was vanilla

1:34.0

And then you debated it and then you thought it was vanilla until about halfway down you know

1:39.0

No, it's really strawberry because it was so subtle but the thing was white. It was the color of vanilla

1:43.8

Yeah, strawberry shake where I'm from is fucking red or

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