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Monday Morning Podcast

Monday Morning Podcast 5-29-17

Monday Morning Podcast

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.832.8K Ratings

🗓️ 29 May 2017

⏱️ 77 minutes

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Summary

Bill rambles about grilling, cultural appropriation and driving and ambulance.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Day what's going on is Bill Burnett's time for the Monday morning podcast for Monday,

0:06.1

Monday, Monday, May 29th, 2017.

0:11.3

What's going on?

0:12.3

How are you?

0:13.3

How you guys doing?

0:16.7

Happy Memorial Day.

0:19.4

Happy Memorial Day.

0:22.7

When you're supposed to be out there remembering the troops, you're going to be getting hammered.

0:29.6

You ain't bad shit to you wife, you lit up to apologize for.

0:32.7

What's going on?

0:33.7

You fucking soon to be fat fucks.

0:37.6

You got the grill going by.

0:40.5

Day.

0:41.5

Right up, right up.

0:43.4

Right.

0:44.4

We got little kebash.

0:46.1

What are you guys making today?

0:49.1

What fucking animal had to get the old right there Fred?

0:52.9

You know, and then up a cut to another one, you fucking sold them together.

0:56.2

What God's name to you up on your grill right now?

0:58.5

You know you fucking, what you put in there a bunch of cheese?

1:03.8

Who wants cheese on their burger?

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