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🗓️ 28 May 2018
⏱️ 54 minutes
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0:00.0 | Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burner. It's time for the Monday morning podcast for Monday, |
0:07.6 | May 28th, May 28th, 2018. What's going on? How are you? |
0:23.9 | Sorry, I just had to cry it out of me. |
0:25.4 | Ah, it was a knife. It kicked you. |
0:33.9 | On the motorcycle. Oh, Jesus. |
0:40.8 | If only kids knew how to play basketball these days, and I'm actually talking about the Cavaliers |
0:47.0 | and the Celtics, if we just played basketball in the end, if we just played basketball, |
0:52.1 | we actually could have, I didn't think we'd win one, two games of that series. I was just like, |
0:55.9 | the Barm James is LeBron James. We just fucking played, but I didn't see one pick and roll that whole |
1:01.6 | fucking game. Maybe I missed it. I mean, I was having a couple, as I was sitting there just watching it. |
1:08.4 | It's game seven, you know, stressing out ahead ahead to take the edge off there. |
1:15.3 | You know, I was talking to a buddy, man, I swear to God, if you take a fucking three pointer with |
1:19.7 | nobody underneath and you miss, that should be in the stat sheet as a turnover. That's all I'm |
1:25.3 | going to say, oh, I was a kid. You're fed down. Loving the big man. Jesus Christ. |
1:33.6 | This is what happens when everybody in the league is a fucking one and done guy. |
1:38.4 | You know, they never took a physics class. Oh, I don't know. |
1:41.9 | Ever fucking had a ruler and fucking measured. |
1:44.3 | Dude, we would, there was like six minutes left. We're like down by, I don't know, four, five, six, |
1:51.1 | seven points. We just start taking threes every time we go down the court. Like, like, there was like |
1:55.8 | five seconds left. Like the crowd was counting down. I don't know. Having said that, I got to tell |
2:04.1 | you right now, LeBron James, in my mind, leapfrog Kobe Bryant, taken that team to the NBA finals. |
2:16.7 | I just, I just think Kobe would have been too, he just didn't have, he just didn't have |
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