Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr and it's time for the Monday Morning Podcast for Monday, May 27th

2019 what's going on? How are you?

I am on the road and I forgot my fucking recorder so I had to go out and go buy a new one

I can't figure this one out I bought the Olympus LS100 and you can plug a microphone into the bottom of it

But I'll be goddamn if I can figure out how to use it

so

There'll probably be a lot of extra noise here. I'm trying to avoid it. I should probably set the thing down

I don't know. I'm just using it like a microphone. So I hope this doesn't sound too bad anyway

I am here in New York City here for this summer

I got an acting gig out here, you know

I've been saying I've been growing a playoff beer, but I'm not I gotta have a fucking, you know I

Got to have a mustache for this role, you know

Unfortunately, they're not gonna fucking glue one on

So I've been growing one and I just didn't want to walk around with just the mustache, you know what I mean?

I

Figure if I had the full beard. It's the NHL playoff time and then also, you know

If you just saw me with the mustache all the time then you saw me on screen you'd be like

Oh, that's just that douche from the podcast

But if you never really saw me with just the mustache walking around as myself when you go see the movie you'd be like

Well, who is this guy?

Who is this person that has peaked my interest?

I'm just fuck with you. Anyways tonight game one of the Stanley Cup final

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