Monday Morning Podcast 5-25-23
Monday Morning Podcast
All Things Comedy
4.7 • 34.1K Ratings
🗓️ 25 May 2023
⏱️ 117 minutes
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Summary
Bill rambles about texting drivers, the subway in the 80s, and cable TV.
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, what's going on in Spielberg? |
| 0:03.1 | It's time for the Thursday afternoon just before Friday Monday morning podcast and I'm just |
| 0:10.6 | checking in. |
| 0:12.9 | Just checking in all you. |
| 0:17.2 | Yes. |
| 0:18.2 | Hey, how are you? |
| 0:21.2 | How's it going? |
| 0:22.2 | Oh, did I want to fucking turn my car into a weapon today? |
| 0:28.0 | And just fucking ram into somebody. |
| 0:30.5 | I got to get one of those old school like fucking cop like push bars. |
| 0:35.9 | You know those there's two types of cons. |
| 0:38.1 | Well, there's a lot of cons. |
| 0:40.2 | But with the two types of cons that were driving me nuts, I was in traffic. |
| 0:45.4 | And I had to pick my daughter up from school and you know, I don't like being late. |
| 0:52.0 | So of course, you know that person that like when traffic starts happening, they put their |
| 0:56.5 | hazard lights on and then they do like 40 car lengths behind the person. |
| 1:02.4 | I had that person. |
| 1:03.4 | I got out of that lane, you know, and I'm like, all right, you know, that person is actually |
| 1:09.3 | the most civilized that of everybody out here. |
| 1:12.7 | Okay. |
| 1:13.7 | And I'm just reacting to this person simply because I am panicking that I'm going to be |
| 1:20.7 | late to pick up my daughter and she'll no longer love me and everyone will leave. |
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